Intimacy: Today, my daughter's bed broke. Trying to see the damage, I lay...

By maggierose171 - 19/05/2012 15:08 - United States - Rosendale

Today, my daughter's bed broke. Trying to see the damage, I lay down on her floor to get a closer look. I saw mountains of condom boxes under there. Now I know why the bed broke. FML

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Saturday 19 May 2012 19:28

Atleast she's being safe

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dinosaur_rawr3 0

Monday 21 May 2012 5:04

At least she's having safe sex!

beastroish 0

Monday 21 May 2012 7:13

Hahaha that is hilarious and probably embarrassing for you both.

californialovin 5

Monday 21 May 2012 7:45

MOM!?

ghnatliker 0

Monday 21 May 2012 8:10

Safe sex is great sex, better wear a latex, cos' you don't want that late text, that "I think I'm late .." text .

SAgirl 13

Monday 21 May 2012 13:39

I hope your daughter is over 18

RedCrow 0

Monday 21 May 2012 20:14

What does your Son have under his bed?

williamcarter93 13

Monday 21 May 2012 20:29

Mountains of boxes? How much did she have sex?

lumberjack610 1

Monday 21 May 2012 23:02

Does your daughter have a number?

sammyluvspugs 4

Tuesday 22 May 2012 0:02

Awkwardd

GeeUnit 8

Wednesday 23 May 2012 0:12

This is why you shouldn't leave teenager alone ;D

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