Today, my daughter had a meltdown when I told her I donated some of her old toys to Goodwill. It turns out Toy Story has taught her that toys have feelings and that she has a meaningful relationship with them. She's in her teens. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I found an old toy that I gave to my daughter several years ago. It was still unopened, and long forgotten, so I decided to re-gift it to one of my friend's children. My daughter immediately remembered her "favorite" toy and started crying inconsolably. FML
Today, my manager told me to throw out some of the old toys at the daycare we work at. I can't because I've seen Toy Story 3, and thinking about them in a dump makes me cry. I'm 28. FML
Today, my 8 year-old adopted daughter told me she wants me to take her back so another family can adopt her because I don't give her enough toys. FML
Today, I realized the reason my 20-year-old daughter has been so moody and aggressive is because she missed the promotional My Little Pony toys at McDonald's. FML
Today, my 8 year-old niece gave me back a Fluttershy plush I gifted her 4 years ago. When I told her it was a gift from the heart, she insisted on exchanging it for something of equal value. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML
Today, my two year old daughter did not want to leave the toy store, when I picked her up she started screaming at the top of her lungs, "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML
Today, my 18 year-old daughter comes home, telling me she has been fired from her job at McDonalds. The reason? They had iCarly Happy Meal toys and she couldn't resist stealing one. FML
Today, I was watching TV when a Toy Story 3 commercial came on. My Mom said, "Oh, I remember when I took you to see Toy Story. Now Andy's all grown up and so are you. The only difference is Andy is going to college and you're not." FML
Today, my 14 year-old daughter is so selfish that on her sister's birthday, she found the present, assumed it must be for her, opened it, then destroyed it when she saw it was frozen Anna and Elsa dolls because she hates Frozen. Her sister loves Frozen, and hasn’t stopped crying over Anna’s severed head. FML
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Top comments
ambowew 7
Quick! Go retrieve them, they will be eternally grateful.
tnlander 20
Toys are memories. You should have at least talked to her about it first.
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Comments (144)
cosmosis 12
No. This is nothing like that time...
RvidxrKlvn 8
Just as crazy
Egao_fml 8
Could've told her beforehand though.
perdix 31
Damn you! Now you reminded me of Jesse the Yodeling Cowgirl and "When She Loved Me." Gettin' a little choked up over here! I thought that after that movie and song came out, no one would ever throw a doll away again.
AussieChild 22
I still have my Jesse doll from when I was young- I don't want to give her away and have her sing sad songs about me! :(
Bblock 5
Toy Story goes in. Dont hate mom
KingCeltic77 18
Strange because I'm watching the movie right now. But whenever I see it I feel bad for not playing with my toys.
mayyberry 4
This could be the start of another movie..
idgaf528 6
I've already read this fml somewhere before...
Primmly 11
Did you ask her first? Because if not that was an incredibly rude thing to do.
LaLince 40
I agree. ask her, first,
carminecris89 13
While your daughter is definitely no genius, you should have asked. It's wrong to just sell her stuff without her permission. No one else's stuff is yours to give away.