Today, my daughter decided it'd be funny to change the time on my clock. My boss didn't think it was funny. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got in trouble with my boss for doing what she wanted me to do. I guess she didn't think I would do it, so she did it herself. FML
Today, I found out that my coworker shared a laugh with the boss about setting the office desk on fire (which he actually did), while ten minutes later I was threatened with being fired because I made paper snowflakes and hung a few of them next to the computer. FML
Today, I had a job interview at 9:00am. I left at around 8:30am, and as soon as I got in the car to drive to the interview, I checked my phone again, and it said 10:33. My boyfriend had decided to change the time on my clock as a "joke." FML
Today, my boss suspended me for laughing too hard at my desk and causing a big scene in front of our customers. I was laughing because he'd forwarded me a hilarious email. He was practically smirking as he handed me my official warning. FML
Today, I accidentally called my boss "Mom." Now she is jokingly telling everyone that I'm the long-lost daughter she gave up for adoption, because she knew I'd be a failure. FML
Today, I brought my daughter to work with me. When we walked in, a client was blowing up at my boss, all because as my boss was walking past his storage unit, he glanced in and was about to compliment how neat it was. After my boss left, I had to deal with the aftermath, which left my daughter terrified of this man. FML
Today, my boss yelled at me for leaving on time. After months of management hounding us about our overtime, I get in trouble for doing what I was supposed to do. FML
Today, my four-year-old daughter thought it'd be funny to cut my hair while I was sleeping. FML
Today, my boss fired me because of the way I laugh. Apparently it reminds him too much of his ex-wife's laugh. I'm a guy. FML
Today, my daughter decided to wake me up by putting the vacuum in my hair and turning it on. FML
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Top comments
odod777 28
Explain to him what happened. He will understand.
Attacksloth 33
When you get home, treat it as if it's the right time, and make your daughter go to bed at 5pm.
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Comments (54)
miianah1 22
You must have been ticked off.
Lazy_B_ 11
wait until they get older than prank them back.
Compgeek1996 5
*then
Auromo 14
sometimes kids are a pain in the ass but you always love them in the end.
feven 32
I don't see the humor in that prank.
okaydisarray 17
it's because she didn't do it right. you're supposed to set the clock forward so that he gets up super early...not late.
FailStaff 15
Tell your daughter that because of that little trick of hers you got fired and convince her you will lose everything and live on the street, make her learn a lesson!
drizzy11 18
well I'm glad u still have a job OP.
foxwasalamb 24
"getting born" never heard that before
UH60 26
Am I the only one who does this and sets snooze to ON for all just in case? 1st- alarm to wake me up out of sleep 2nd- to make me coherent so that 3rd I actually wake up for real 4- Really, get the **** out of bed 5- This time for real.
False_Stupidity 42
Nope, your not the only one, although I only have 4 alarms but for the same reason :) Very slow to wake!
THEEEEO 3
Tell your boss to get his own clock!
gantoman 13
Uh. What?
Thorzix 23
36, the joke flew right over your head
Lockerch 14
Maybe set a password on your phone if you haven't already and use your phone alarm haha so no one else can change it :)