ilyphilip

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Sarnia, Canada
32 years-old
Wednesday 17 February 1993
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A propos de Ilyphilip

here's stuff about me for those people who have decided to stalk me well im a girl i have a son named philip (he is a unicorn) with my best friend savanna. no I'm not gay I have twitter u can add me if u want @awsomejbluver or Rachael Beatson (I'm so cardio with my information and name on here arnt I?) and i have the best boyfriend ever!!

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Our soles

By Gregory - this FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff - France

Today, while shopping for a pair of shoes, I saw a pair I really liked lying around, so I sat down to try them on. Then, a man came up to me and pointed out that they were actually his shoes. FML

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By picklemonger - 08/12/2011 19:58 - Canada

Today, I walked out of the store, car keys in hand, only to discover my car was missing. After a frantic search, I started to hyperventilate and a nearly had a full-blown panic attack. Then I remembered I walked to the store. I am an idiot. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2011 02:31 - United States

Today, my husband and I got into an argument. I tried to assault him with a laptop. He yelled, "Don't hit me with the computer." My apartment neighbor yelled through the wall, "Do what you gotta do, girl." FML

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Angry little kid

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was helping first-graders do school work when one of them stabbed me in the face with a pencil, all because I told her that a three was backwards. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 15:45 - United States

Today, in science class, we had to make play-dough with our lab partners. We were allowed to put one thing in it to make it more bouncy or rubbery. My partner said that he wanted to put a chicken wing in ours. FML

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