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By hannahg - 24/03/2014 00:44 - United States - Romulus

Today, my dad yelled at me for being irresponsible while he watched me fold his laundry. FML

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By anonymous - 22/09/2010 05:38 - United States

Today, my dad gave me a twenty minute lecture about responsibility and how lazy he considers me to be. He then yelled at me for not making his bed and getting his clothes off the floor. FML

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By fml - 03/09/2013 06:31 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, my dad told me I was folding my laundry all wrong. I said with a smirk, "A little clothes-minded, are we?" He slapped me. Hard. FML

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shrinks into corner

By Ally - 24/03/2018 05:00

Today, my dad decided to be an awesome person and fold my laundry without telling me. Later, I heard my parents having a conversation about a pair of panties that were "like dental floss" and which sister they belonged to. FML

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Can't win, part 15

By Kay Kay - 23/05/2020 05:00

Today, while my parents were grocery shopping, I cleaned the kitchen, swept floors, did laundry, and cleaned bathrooms, only to finish right before they got home. After dinner, my dad bitched and complained that I didn't take out the trash and he had no room to throw away his paper plate. FML

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That would be correct

By Anonymous - 23/07/2023 00:02

Today, my dad is infuriating by increasingly asking me to do things around the house, but because he doesn’t like how I do them he yells at me and then does it himself. It’s almost like he cares more about inventing excuses to yell at me than he does to actually get things done. FML

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Batshit soup

By Anonymous - 22/06/2023 12:00 - United States - St. Petersburg

Today, I was doing laundry and realized that my father had left dirty underwear soaking in a bucket outside for the last two weeks. I informed him that they needed to be thrown out, and they smelled like sewage. It's been over 95 degrees outside lately here. He then yelled and sweared at me. FML

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By kj1 - 17/02/2014 18:28 - United States - Draper

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2014 22:14 - United States - Bronx

Today, I visited my dad. He gave the, "You live under my roof, you follow my rules" lecture since I didn't do my "chores". I moved out 3 years ago. FML

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This guy grudges

By PocketTrash - 20/03/2020 21:00

Today, my dad is still mad because I tossed his empty coffee can over 3 days ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2013 20:50 - United States

Today, wanting to do something nice for my dad, I mowed the lawn. He grounded me for "emasculating" him. FML

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Rainbowjumper0 12

Monday 24 March 2014 8:13

Don't you just love irony

PandaPrincess4 22

Monday 24 March 2014 8:14

I feel like there is more to this FML...

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Articulation 12

Monday 24 March 2014 8:39

You were ironically ironing. FYL.

buckdharma 36

Monday 24 March 2014 8:42

Did you forget dryer sheets for his boxers? Op, that's shocking.

bluefrootloops 13

Monday 24 March 2014 8:47

Divorce him before it's too late.

Shade1982 20

Monday 24 March 2014 9:06

@18: What?

MidnightMusic53 37

Monday 24 March 2014 9:14

How do you confuse "dad" with "husband"? They're not even close in meaning or spelling.

pwnman 33

Monday 24 March 2014 21:24

Even though you thought it was husband, divorcing him is stupid!

amisenho 11

Tuesday 25 March 2014 19:18

I hope you meant "disown" instead of "divorce".

worldclassrager 39

Monday 24 March 2014 9:27

Is he a little clothes minded about how it should be folded?

44skull44 6

Monday 24 March 2014 9:45

I'm guessing you're young and your dad has worked all day so I'm going with YDI.

paigexox0 37

Monday 24 March 2014 10:00

Oh okay I'm sorry, because school isn't hard either if taken seriously. Adults seem to laugh when teenagers complain about how stressful school is, but seem to forget that after that school day, theres hours of homework/studying to be done as well. Oh and it determines how successful you will be in the future. Not saying works not stressful/tiring cause ive had 3 jobs and i know it can be, but teenagers dont get enough appreciation for how much we go through. Though OP could be slacking in school in which case, my rant does not apply :)

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Monday 24 March 2014 22:09

Thank you, #25! I hate being told that there's nothing for me to be stressed about in college.

amisenho 11

Tuesday 25 March 2014 19:26

I've met plenty of grown men and women who "work all day" and are less responsible (bad with money, mooch off their parents, choose to be dead-beat parents, etc.) than most college kids; don't go making the assumption that older = responsible.

Credibleskills 28

Monday 24 March 2014 10:17

Wow... what a bitch move, FYL

Ksweety_fml 27

Monday 24 March 2014 10:28

Your father is irresponsible.

brandoneyez1 25

Monday 24 March 2014 12:42

Walk away from the laundry. Just walk away. It will just sit there and he will start wondering where you went.

RavenDesired 10

Monday 24 March 2014 12:53

My dad yells at me all the time. My lamp exploded and he called me a failure and blamed my depression.

jayray313 21

Monday 24 March 2014 13:07

I feel like there is more to this story...

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