Today, my dad went through all the trouble of sneaking onto my laptop and photoshopping a bong into my Facebook profile picture, apparently just so he could win a €20 bet with my mom, that hinged on her grounding me by December. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I tried to blackmail my dad by threatening to tell mom about the bong and weed he keeps hidden in the garage. Turns out she already knew about it and neither of them give a shit. Now I'm grounded until the new year. FML
Today, my dad finally added me on Facebook, When I looked through his photos, I quickly noticed he'd heavily photoshopped the photos I'm in to make me look prettier. FML
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML
Today, I found out that my father faked his whole "mid-life crisis", just so he could gain my trust and get me to admit that I smoke weed, and to tell him who I buy it from. Hello year-long grounding. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
Today, I found out that the vacation my mom has been planning to "repair our relationship" was just an opportunity to change her Facebook profile picture. FML
Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML
Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML
Today, I fell asleep while using my laptop. The next thing I know, it's 8am and my dad is screaming at me for posting "u skank-ass cunt-face" on my mom's Facebook timeline. I never made that post, but he won't believe me. My asshole brother, meanwhile, can't stop smirking at me. FML
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Top comments
psychotics101 9
Just go buy some lingerie and leave where mom will find it. Problem solved.
jackrileymac 4
That's just ****** up
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Comments (75)
DeadxManxWalking 27
How good was the photoshop?
unknown_user5566 27
15- But (heterosexual) girls still use a condom with guys during sex (if they're smart, anyway).
thefella 10
Last time I checked guys don't use condoms to ********** either.
ICastillo 25
Just get him back by telling your mom it's your dads bong. Tell her you found it in their room.
unknown_user5566 27
I've noticed a trend of vengeful parents on FML. Why are so many parents trying to get their kids in trouble?
geko911 22
I'm quite certain about 100x more parents would have reason to post an FML about their kids putting them in trouble. And out of the few billion kids on the planet, a few fml's isn't too bad.
misskay13 3
Boredom... Lol
wickedninja918 1
51- I never knew that I could both strongly disagree, and agree with a statement untill now
g4m30v3r 11
It's kinda fun to sweat out your kids for things they didn't do because of the 100 other things they do do that we dont catch them at
krylonpony 3
The same way for me except my mom held me against my will and kept askin' "WHERE'S MAH WEED"
jazzmancarron 11
so photoshop a pic of a really hot lady into his profile pic. karmas a bitch.
SonOfAMitch 14
Whaaaaaat? Noor is.... A GIRL?! Oh noooo! My world is crumbling around me! Noor, why didn't you tell us? /sarcasm (for all the people who don't get it)
obnum 19
Yeah but the problem is OP is a girl lol
love_me_electric 20
I'm wondering why the hell you don't have a password on your laptop
lilhellian 27
You can easily get pass a password. Google a program called ophcrack.
wickedninja918 1
and her parents could use that as an excse
TheRandomIndian 17
28 if he sneaked on to the laptop then maybe OP left it open to use the bathroom or something and a wild troll dad appeared and saw the laptop open