Today, my dad went through all the trouble of sneaking onto my laptop and photoshopping a bong into my Facebook profile picture, apparently just so he could win a €20 bet with my mom, that hinged on her grounding me by December. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I tried to blackmail my dad by threatening to tell mom about the bong and weed he keeps hidden in the garage. Turns out she already knew about it and neither of them give a shit. Now I'm grounded until the new year. FML
Today, my dad finally added me on Facebook, When I looked through his photos, I quickly noticed he'd heavily photoshopped the photos I'm in to make me look prettier. FML
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML
Today, I found out that my father faked his whole "mid-life crisis", just so he could gain my trust and get me to admit that I smoke weed, and to tell him who I buy it from. Hello year-long grounding. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
Today, I found out that the vacation my mom has been planning to "repair our relationship" was just an opportunity to change her Facebook profile picture. FML
Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML
Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML
Today, I fell asleep while using my laptop. The next thing I know, it's 8am and my dad is screaming at me for posting "u skank-ass cunt-face" on my mom's Facebook timeline. I never made that post, but he won't believe me. My asshole brother, meanwhile, can't stop smirking at me. FML
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Top comments
psychotics101 9
Just go buy some lingerie and leave where mom will find it. Problem solved.
jackrileymac 4
That's just ****** up
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Comments (75)
kxxjoejoexxk 8
Well ya know this shit happens jk feel bad for you
rhaemese 9
27... Ummm.. I think.. That's the point...
perdix 31
So, what were your lips wrapped around in the original picture? To make it look like a realistic hit off the bong, your mouth should be in the shape of . . .
BlowinChronic 18
A Popsicle >=D
unknown_user5566 27
Maybe OP just looked really surprised in the photo? :-O
ICastillo 25
Or they took the photo of him in the middle of him saying wow...
LiterOfCola 16
A fat blunt! Wait, that would defeat the purpose of photoshopping... Hmm...
wickedninja918 1
she was eating a banana
TrueTriage 16
I understood immediately but I'm yet to understand how this is being downvoted come on people noor is using imagination y'all should try it sometime.
qwillis98 20
You idiot he masturbates in it to look like someone had ****** her and left the condom in the trash can. *facepalm*
thefella 10
My comment was directed at 15, sorry for not being more specific.
SMOKEnTOKE00 3
Yeahhhh sure, "Photoshopped"
TheWorkingMan 7
Put a bong in his drawer and get your mom to open it ... What a laugh that would be!
Bpwoods 6
Although it seems you're joking, that really would be a terrible idea. I imagine op is trying to prove to their mom that they don't actually smoke weed, and if their mom caught them putting the bong in the drawer they would be in more trouble.
briighteyez 9
Well that burns one doesn't it..
souljacker 11
I wish my parents were more fun.