Today, my dad told me about how my mother had a bad dream last night and began to scream, "Don't take me, take my children!" FML
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Today, I woke up to my father sobbing his eyes out in the kitchen. Apparently, I screamed, "DON'T TELL THEM I'M PREGNANT!" in my sleep last night. FML
Today, for the fifth time in a row, I woke up screaming from a nightmare. My mother burst into my room, leaned in real close and said, "So help me God, if you do not stop fucking screaming, I will rip your arms off and beat you with them." I’m never sleeping again. FML
Today, my mother took a bunch of sleeping pills, then went driving. I followed her and dialed 911. Now she thinks that I was "trying to get her arrested," and she refuses to talk to me ever again. FML
Today, I woke up sweating and gasping for air after having a terrible nightmare. The nightmare involved my deceased mother-in-law bitching me out for being a bad influence on her daughter and threatening to cut my nuts off. Even in death, she won't leave me be. FML
Today, I found my mother in tears, so I asked her what was wrong. She told me, "It's your father, he wants a divorce..." I asked if he'd met another woman, and my mom replied "No, not a woman..." FML
Today, I had a dream that my mom hugged me and told me she loved me. I woke up to her banging on my door, barging into my room, inspecting it, and then telling me to “just fucking kill yourself, because you're genuinely a bad person” before slamming my door. My room was perfectly clean and tidy. FML
Today, my daughter hugged me around the neck and whispered, "I'm going to cut your head off." I'm afraid to go to sleep now. FML
Today, I woke up from a nightmare that I've been having for a couple of weeks. In the nightmare I'm shot four times in the back by none other than my mother. I'm getting worried. FML
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Today, I had yet another dream in which my mother and I had a sweet conversation, followed by her hugging me, and telling me she loves me. Then I woke up and remembered that my once-loving mother hasn’t spoken to me in five years, and her last words to me were, "I hope you die in a fire." FML
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Peanu_theGreat 0
It could be something good... Like... she could have... won... the... lottery and... Yeah. Never mind. FYL.
nuclear 0
Yknow I don't really think it's that bad. It was just a dream. Maybe your dad was joking. Maybe it was a situation like #8 said. "DON'T TAKE ME (TO DISNEYLAND)! TAKE MY CHILDREN!" right? riiiight? I'm way too positive. Don't think it's an FYL or YDI though.. So what do I choose in these types of situations..?
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Comments (137)
GDinNJ 0
Hahahaha...well, at least she cares, right? I mean, how much would it blow if your dad had heard, "No! Not me! Take my children!" ...as a ton of other people have said (#9, etc.)
_neutrality 0
Yah, before you get all "FML" about it, perhaps ask her what the dream was about first?
HeyyyBrahhh 0
Lmaooo!
watermind 0
Maybe she dream you were all drowning, and the lifeboat was small, and she wanted you to be taken instead of her to be rescued :S
Righty0 0
lmaoooo...
DeadMansCrack 4
somethin's goin down.butchu betta talk it out befo' you walk it out. THAT'S A DEALBREAKER LADIES!!
tko 0
...how did the movie 'titanic' end? did they all get away? i bet they did, i can't see anyone dying in that movie. 'titanic' was such a great movie...
harlehatschi 0
#68 - 30 rock reference ftw "aliens are attacking the earth and we can only take half a family into the spaceship to get them to safety" ...for instance :)?
larryanaheim 0
how is this effed up? LAME. you fail
chaosleader0 0
did she just see the movie cloverfield? Don't Take me take the children for getting on teh chopper to get teh **** out of dodge