Today, my dad suggested that as an alternative to buying me new school clothes that actually fit, I should just join the swim team, lose some weight, and wear my stuff from last year. FML
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Today, my mother threatened me if I keep wearing yoga pants to school, she's going to have my dad pick me up in a speedo. FML
Today, after losing 20 pounds, I decided to purchase new clothes. All of the clothes at the store were still too small for me. FML
Today, the school called my dad telling him they want to put me on a diet, because they're worried about my weight. FML
Today, I was talking to my parents about feeling insecure with my "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer and closer. My dad warned me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit. People will try to roll you back into the ocean". FML
Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML
Today, my boyfriend suggested I try on some old clothes, after weeks of eating better and exercising. The good news: they fit again, and are even a little bit loose. The bad news: somehow, I look fatter now than I did before I started trying to lose weight. FML
Today, I told my mom I wanted to try out for the track team. Her exact words were "good luck, fatty". FML
Today, I took the kids to the pool. I'm short and 20lbs overweight but they talked me into it and I put on a swimsuit for the first time in 10 years. As soon as we got there, a girl my height but a good 150lbs heavier said, "It's so nice to see another big girl in a two-piece!" FML
Today, my seven-year-old told me to lose weight. Her reason? There's a family fun day coming up at her school and she is embarrassed. FML
Today, my mom decided to do something new and borrowed some of my clothes. She's currently wearing a very small pair of short shorts and a very tight tank top. We're going to a very prestigious golf course and she won't change. FML
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Top comments
RyanMacVey 17
excellent plan... smart man (;
perdix 31
A better and more practical plan would be to buy clothes at least two sizes larger than you are right now, so you can eat your way into them. Bon apetit!
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Comments (128)
Mithylove 13
I think your dad meant for the best but maybe he is lacking in tact. Try not to take it to hard he may just be stressed about finances.
jackrileymac 4
I'm a swimmer!
mbrooks5110 0
Sounds like plan.
gymnstemily92 0
Lmao! Haha lol
TruthBeTold36 3
How many different ways do you need to share your laughing with us? Take it easy.
kateheartswaffle 0
I guess OP just really bringz her teh lulz.
SherryA 15
I never got new clothes for school.. Mostly because of finance problems. Maybe your father is having some too? I was always understanding about it and maybe you should take his advice and help him out (and yourself in the process).
daydreamer244 13
sounds like a plan!!! :D
monkeyjoe 0
I was trying on pants for back to school shopping and my sister in collage is some how a zero and I'm not
SleepOnStones 5
Who cares????
Sinkhole 26
Of course she's a zero. She's in a collage, she can just cut some of her waist and hips off.
daydreamer244 13
y r u on someone else's fml whining bout yr life.....?
FLAMERSLAYER 5
don't you just love cheap ass dads
ballbearing 10
I think that is an excellent idea!
im4peace11 5
Well we are in a recession....