Today, my dad suggested that as an alternative to buying me new school clothes that actually fit, I should just join the swim team, lose some weight, and wear my stuff from last year. FML
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Today, my mother threatened me if I keep wearing yoga pants to school, she's going to have my dad pick me up in a speedo. FML
Today, after losing 20 pounds, I decided to purchase new clothes. All of the clothes at the store were still too small for me. FML
Today, the school called my dad telling him they want to put me on a diet, because they're worried about my weight. FML
Today, I was talking to my parents about feeling insecure with my "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer and closer. My dad warned me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit. People will try to roll you back into the ocean". FML
Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML
Today, my boyfriend suggested I try on some old clothes, after weeks of eating better and exercising. The good news: they fit again, and are even a little bit loose. The bad news: somehow, I look fatter now than I did before I started trying to lose weight. FML
Today, I told my mom I wanted to try out for the track team. Her exact words were "good luck, fatty". FML
Today, I took the kids to the pool. I'm short and 20lbs overweight but they talked me into it and I put on a swimsuit for the first time in 10 years. As soon as we got there, a girl my height but a good 150lbs heavier said, "It's so nice to see another big girl in a two-piece!" FML
Today, my seven-year-old told me to lose weight. Her reason? There's a family fun day coming up at her school and she is embarrassed. FML
Today, my mom decided to do something new and borrowed some of my clothes. She's currently wearing a very small pair of short shorts and a very tight tank top. We're going to a very prestigious golf course and she won't change. FML
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RyanMacVey 17
excellent plan... smart man (;
perdix 31
A better and more practical plan would be to buy clothes at least two sizes larger than you are right now, so you can eat your way into them. Bon apetit!
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Comments (128)
iDeceiver 7
I still fit into my clothes from 7th grade, which was about three years ago at this point...
Wolfff19 2
That really sucks, sorry about that : Funny, I'm 19 yrs old and I still fit into shirts from 5th grade -_-
princessAj1 6
So I'm guessing you are as flat as u were in fifth grade
Wolfff19 2
That really sucks, sorry about that : Funny, I'm 19 yrs old and I still fit into shirts from 5th grade -_-
nickfraxer 0
Good idea. Don't be a fatty!
cieramc 0
It all depends how old the OP is. I grew hips and boobs between 8th grade and high school. I had no control over it. This could be the case - (unless it isnt a girl??) If OP just gained a ton of weight because they don't eat healthy and stay active then maybe the dad is just trying to help. He doesn't want them to end up obese.
CassieBoo143 12
Sounds like my dad
cassiemarie28 0
My mom said the same thing! Except she offered me and my bro money so she didnt have to buy new clothes.
penguinazul 13
Isn't she still technically buying you clothes? Because if she gives you money to buy clothes, the only thing keeping her from buying the clothes is going in the store with you. But it's still her money...
13garoni 0
These are hard times man up and take 1 for the team
brokenhelix 4
Actually sounds like a good idea from someone who cares about your well-being
xcrazyforyouu 2
hey look on the bright side, u can be healthy and get boys