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By Anonymous - 03/02/2012 08:12 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad killed my pet rats. They were playing on the sofa, and he thought they were vermin. This would have been understandable if the reason he came over wasn't to meet them, and they hadn't been wearing bright pink walking harnesses. FML

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By omgjessp - 19/07/2009 03:12 - United States

Today, my cat came through my window, holding a dead rat in her mouth and dropped it in my pile of clothes. I then asked my dad if he could get the dead rat out of my room. After looking for an hour, he couldn't find it. Guess the rat wasn't dead after all. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2011 06:07 - United States

Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He said he ran away. FML

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By upset - 25/10/2016 00:08

Today I opened the door for my cat and he brought in a rat with him. Now the rat is hiding in my house. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 16:23 - United States - Mulino

Today, while I was pet-sitting for my boyfriend's parents, one of their dogs killed one of their kittens. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2011 13:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my parents discussing how to kill our cat, and how to make it look like an accident. FML

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By JustMyLuck - 06/09/2009 01:31 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, meeting his family for the first time. We were all standing in the kitchen when suddenly a small white and brown mouse ran by. Out of natural instinct, I stomped on it. Turns out, it was his little sister's pet mouse that had gotten out of its cage earlier. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2012 03:52 - United States

Today, I walked in on my dad introducing his stuffed gorilla to his cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2010 20:48 - United States

Today, my pet rat had babies. We've only ever owned one rat. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2012 15:30 - United States

Today, I came home to find a mouse in the garage. Frantic, I killed it. My 7-year-old son came home from soccer, and started crying because he couldn't find the class pet, Mr. Whiskers. I killed my son's class pet. FML

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Aedus 6

Friday 3 February 2012 16:01

Your dad is a bit of an asshole, isn't he?

So2011 4

Friday 3 February 2012 16:04

Those rats were obviously pets because of their harnesses. I have never seen a sewer rat or any other kind wearing a harness. Very rude of your dad.

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dsypher 0

Saturday 4 February 2012 1:05

Lol I prob would have done the same thing, feeling like a super dad. Of course the pink shit would have given it away

worksux200 0

Saturday 4 February 2012 1:40

Weird...

SoultheWolf 19

Saturday 4 February 2012 2:23

I'm so sorry... FYL :( But I think your dad did it on purpose... Either that or he's a completely moron....

Amethyst99 2

Saturday 4 February 2012 2:30

get a dog like a normal person, freak!

Bluemonster3 26

Saturday 4 February 2012 3:07

Wtf o_o

the_lololagist 11

Saturday 4 February 2012 3:26

wait a second. who the hell walks rats?

laurenXD 1

Saturday 4 February 2012 3:46

Pet rats?

shot3 0

Saturday 4 February 2012 4:38

You walk your pet rats??? Swwwweeeet, Oops, I mean, walkED, lol, sorry,

nikloveless 0

Saturday 4 February 2012 5:39

I'm sorry :( I love my rattys they are the best. I would die without my babies

fhornbg 7

Saturday 4 February 2012 5:46

I don't think vermin wear harnesses...

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