Animals: Today, my dad explained to me the "chain of command" for our...

By katie06 - 28/10/2010 06:39 - United States

Today, my dad explained to me the "chain of command" for our house. McKinley, Mom, himself, Charlie, then me. McKinley is my two year old daughter and Charlie is the dog. He was dead serious. FML

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Thursday 28 October 2010 16:24

YDI for calling your child McKinley.

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YDI. Time to move out already!

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insomniac8400 13

Monday 25 June 2012 19:00

first of all, seriously? you named your daughter after a dead male president? and also yeah if you live at home obviously you're not the top on the chain of command