Miscellaneous: Today, my dad decided to wake me up by opening the shades and...

By zoearcu - 17/04/2011 18:32 - United States

Today, my dad decided to wake me up by opening the shades and having the sun shine on my face. When he pulled them up, the metal holder on top broke off and fell on me. FML

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By NoBasement4U - 26/11/2015 20:24 - Canada - Medicine Hat

Today, my dad went to a hardware store to replace the broken shower head in my bathroom. He got the cheapest shower head he could find, and so when I took a shower, the shower head burst out and hit me square in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 16:57 - United States

Today, my ceiling fan was rocking violently so I turned it off. I stood under it trying to figure out what the problem is, it fell on my face. FML

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Dad, stop driving my car

By Anonymous - 28/02/2021 00:01 - Puerto Rico - Aguas Buenas

Today, my dad was looking for something in the garage and accidentally knocked over a heavy box, which crushed the new side view mirror I'd bought for my car, because the one my car originally had, he smashed it against a pole while driving my car recently. FML

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By Chris - 03/04/2011 17:41 - United States

Today, I was awoken by my dad yelling into my ear. In shock, I jumped up off the couch, and came smashing down into the coffee table. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2011 23:45 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend tried to climb up to my third story window in the early hours of the morning. Just before he got to the top, he slipped and fell to the ground. My dad had to drive him to the hospital at 3am. FML

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Shocking

By Anonymous - 02/08/2020 17:01

Today, I tried to hang up a light and, in my clumsiness, got shocked. My dad started screaming at me for yelling out. FML

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Good morning!

By 3lavyaa - 07/10/2009 12:31 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up and the sun was blinding me through my attic window. I have no blinds so I got a poster from my wall and stuck it to the wood on my window with nails. Turns out I have wood rot, and my entire window fell out. FML

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Move!

By patrickRafael - 29/12/2009 14:21 - Singapore

Today, my father was pruning the tree in our front yard. I was helping him collect the falling branches. At one point, a branch fell and I was under it. My father jumped to push me out of the way. Instead he pushed the branch into my face. FML

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Move, bitch! Get out the way!

By FlatFoot - 05/10/2017 07:00 - United States - New York

Today, my dad ran over my foot with his work truck. FML

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By ZeroApostle4Ever - 23/02/2012 08:00 - United States

Today, my dad threw a waffle at my face for his own amusement. FML

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takeapieandrun 9

Sunday 17 April 2011 23:51

Looks like he succeeded.

KristinaKreme 0

Monday 18 April 2011 0:09

You woke up though, right?

Comments

awesomeloser14 0

Monday 18 April 2011 1:25

LOL!

Devin91 20

Monday 18 April 2011 1:58

thats absolutely lovely(:

choirnerd9 0

Monday 18 April 2011 2:04

Good morning 

yourlifesucks24 0

Monday 18 April 2011 2:58

I bet you got knock out and went back to sleep lol

ed182 0

Monday 18 April 2011 3:09

haha that's really funny

staceysgenesis16 0

Monday 18 April 2011 3:49

hahahah so your dad just woke you up with an epic fail .. i wonder whats for breakfast baha

DishHeads 9

Monday 18 April 2011 4:52

been there :(

jess6blondie9 2

Monday 18 April 2011 5:01

What a nice way to wake up. ;)

zebraface 15

Monday 18 April 2011 5:20

guess you should have been awake instead of being a lazy bum. suckerrr.

ravenrocket 0

Monday 18 April 2011 5:23

how is this an FML. shouldn't it be an lol?

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