Miscellaneous: Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML

By paige - 01/04/2011 03:18 - United States

Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2019 00:01

Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML

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By Illinoisgirl - 14/02/2012 14:29 - Hungary

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

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By sober - 12/02/2009 02:09 - United States

Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2015 23:55 - United States

Today, I came home to find my dad drinking. Trying to be cheerful, I greeted him with a "Hi, dad!" He sighed, shook his head, and said "It hurts me when you call me that." FML

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By ItGirl - 09/11/2014 02:36 - Sweden - Eskilstuna

Today, my dad got so drunk that he forgot my name. He started calling me "It". FML

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By FML - 08/12/2013 18:00 - Puerto Rico - Cayey

Today, my dad came home drunk off his ass. So drunk that he couldn't manage to open the refrigerator, and ended up punching it in a fit of rage. When I tried to calm him down and get him to bed, he told me to fuck off, and grounded me. FML

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By meeeoow - 22/01/2011 10:05 - Australia

Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2020 20:00

Today, my dad told me he liked men. While he was making a drunken speech. At my wedding. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2015 20:02 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, a drunk man started yelling at the lamppost outside my house, demanding to be let inside, all while my neighbors watched. That man is my dad. FML

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By Todd - 14/08/2012 16:14 - United States

Today, my dad got so drunk that he had an intense argument with the microwave, resulting in him threatening to ground me after I tried to calm him down. FML

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Friday 1 April 2011 12:24

There is nothing wrong with admiring what you've created... I know I do every time I take a dump... unless it's one of those damned automatic flushing toilets...

matt1990 0

Friday 1 April 2011 12:01

at least he didnt call u ugly. stop bein debby downer.

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Real1 0

Friday 1 April 2011 15:24

maybe he was talking about your body temperature...NOT!...

You_Need_Soap 6

Friday 1 April 2011 15:25

What goes on in wincest stays in wincest. Duh, WINNING!

scottishandrew1 0

Friday 1 April 2011 15:38

so..... did you guys do it, or what??

j_cat187 19

Friday 1 April 2011 15:57

people say crazy things when their drunk

Phelep85 0

Friday 1 April 2011 16:03

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amyyw 0

Friday 1 April 2011 16:42

hahaha best one^!

ecsweet 0

Friday 1 April 2011 16:08

well if this were to happen to me id would've probably been freaked...

JBS101 0

Friday 1 April 2011 16:10

run!!!!

mpclaw 3

Friday 1 April 2011 16:13

are you upset because you know your not hot?

Vulger 0

Friday 1 April 2011 16:16

"Beer Goggles" don't worry your not hot.

Ninabug28 5

Friday 1 April 2011 16:19

Congratulations!=]

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