Today, my dad came home and said that he was so inspired by hip hop dancers on TV that he decided to take a hip hop dance class. He signed up for the class that my girlfriend teaches. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I joined a dance class to impress my girlfriend. Halfway through, I realized I had two left feet. The instructor asked me to demonstrate a simple move, and instead I tripped on the mat, fell into another dancer, and took her down with me. I’ve been banned from all future classes. FML
Today, I told my dad and brother that I want to take Zumba classes. My brother said, "Did you hear that? Pumbaa wants to Zumba!" Then he starting dancing and making pig noises. My dad high-fived him. When my mom heard, she high-fived him too. FML
Today, my wife expressed how much she misses going out dancing, so I told her I'd be glad to work on my two left feet with her. She said, "I already tried to teach you" before lamenting the time she's missed out on dancing with the cowboy guys she used to dance with. She's now watching dance videos 10ft away, looking all sad. FML
Today, my dad got me to dance with him. After about a minute of waltzing to a song on the radio, he stepped away and said, "You smell bad. You need to take a shower." FML
Today, I told my dad I was going to the gym. He stood up and clapped. FML
Today, I wanted to show my teenage daughter what we did when I was her age. We used to breakdance, so I stuck on a Grandmaster Flash track, and tried some old moves on the living room floor. I spun out of control, smacked my head into a wall and pulled a back muscle. FML
Today, after my dad told me to sign my daughter up for expensive dance lessons as a birthday present, and she was ecstatic and very dedicated, I asked him for the payment for this month. He replied, "Oh, she wanted more than one lesson?" Now she won’t stop crying and I have no way to pay. FML
Today, I went to the gym to try out a new workout class. Halfway through, I realized I was in the wrong room and had accidentally joined a dance class. FML
Today, my husband enrolled our daughter for a dance event, even though I was against it. I told him before he enrolled that I couldn't take her to practice or the event in this cold, as I can't drive while he's driving our car. He went for a trip with his friends, so guess who's standing in the cold outside dance practice… FML
Today, I learned that my boyfriend is a better pole dancer than I am, despite daily practice. This was his first time trying it. FML
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mikaylajarvis 0
sorry to say but it's kinda funny
asianpandabear 0
-78 your head is full of shit
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Comments (208)
nadorahb 0
Nothing wrong with that. Its adorable that your Dad is enjoying something that you and your gf enjoy and he wants instructions from her. He must trust her enough since he could be injured, possibly, lets hope not. Take it as encoiargement for you to now have a wonderful tale for family events FOREVER. Some blackmail material just falls right into your lap. :)
tacoman007 2
seems like you're just angry your dad has more swag than you.
celticpride33 0
your dad sounds..superfly
bgtwindaddy 0
please post another fml after he bangs her
khloeelove 0
deffs FYL. that would be super embarrassing for you. maybe suggest some other type of dance. I do jazz funk :)
noseyneighbour 0
I would not take this as a bad thing. Maybe the dad knows she teaches this class and feels comfortable enough to look like a fool in front of her. Maybe daddy approves?
cheeseburger9418 3
omg i feel bad for u
Prue_fml 0
I don't understand how this is a FML? Is your girlfriend ugly or something?
BiGD3317 0
I'd be careful she might teach him how to Toot it & Boot it
bloddyhell 2
Am I the only one who noticed that this same OP posted an FML earlier about a lousy marriage proposal from their "boyfriend" and now a few hours later, posts this FML making reference to a "girlfriend"? Which is it buddy? If you are going to fake FMLs at least be consistent.