Today, my dad asked my mom to flash him. He didn't forget I was in the room, he just couldn't be bothered to wait. My mom obliged. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad was completely engrossed in a football game on TV, so, trying to be cute and funny, my mom flashed him. He didn't notice, but I did. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
Today, I was laying in bed facing my dad. In the middle of our conversation, I noticed he became interested in something behind me. I turn around to the sight of my mom lifting up her shirt, flashing her boobs. FML
Today, my dad asked my step-mom if he could get some booty before bed because he still had energy. He didn't realize I was still in the room. FML
Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML
Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML
Today, my mom confused me with my dad. She got in the shower with me. FML
Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
Today, my dad unlocked the bathroom door and barged in without warning only to catch me, with no clothes on, masturbating. He said, "sorry" but stayed for another 20 seconds to look for his shampoo. FML
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Top comments
Inkoseh 33
Were your eyes glued open? Man, so many "Sweet Home Alabama's!" these past few weeks!
BurnInDemonFire 39
If anyone should clothe anything, mom should clothe her **** in front of her kid. Unless she's breastfeeding.
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Comments (4)
Inkoseh 33
Were your eyes glued open? Man, so many "Sweet Home Alabama's!" these past few weeks!
kfchicken 31
I think the fact that both parents were so willing with their child around is more of an fml than the fact op may or may not have seen his mom
Inkoseh 33
Well yes of course, hence the "Sweet Home Alabama" home-life
Regis Bent 12
If your parents are about to do something you don't want to see you can clothes your eyes or leave the room.
BurnInDemonFire 39
If anyone should clothe anything, mom should clothe her **** in front of her kid. Unless she's breastfeeding.
diraven 15
My parents were hippies. You get used to it.
Anzubar 5
Ok but...do she got nice tiddies though? How would you rate them?