Today, my crush kissed me for the first time. However, my hair was falling into my face and getting in the way. No problem, I wear a wig so without thinking, I simply removed it. I don't think he'll kiss me again anytime soon. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML
Today, I kissed my gorgeous new boyfriend for the first time. I ran my hands through his hair; a multitude of dandruff rained out and five lice crawled onto my hand. FML
Today, after finally spending the night with my longtime crush, it's as if I can still feel her fingers caressing my hair. But wait, no, that's just the head lice she gave me. FML
Today, my crush and I were volunteering at a local farm. He confessed to me that I'm one of the most beautiful girls he's ever seen. Just as he leaned in to kiss me, I lost my footing and fell into a pile of horse shit. He just stood there, pointing and laughing. FML
Today, I spotted a guy I like slyly checking me out, so I did what I thought would be a dramatic but nonchalant hair flip. Instead, my hair got caught in the strap of my bag, and I ended up yanking myself backwards like a clumsy stuntman. FML
Today, I was in class finishing up an assignment when the guy next to me, my crush, said "I really love your hair." I started to blush then I turned towards him and said thanks, at the same time as the girl he was actually talking to. FML
Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML
Today, my crush took me to a park and told me he loved me. We sat on an old bench and were just about to kiss when I screamed. I now have a huge splinter in my arse and he can't stop laughing. FML
Today, I kissed my crush for the first time and immediately started sneezing uncontrollably. It turns out that I’m allergic to his perfume. He laughed while I tried to blow my nose without looking insane. FML
Today, while trying to look cute and playing with my hair in front of a boy, I pulled a piece of my hair extension out. FML
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Olympiakos10 15
I wish I could see the look on his face when he saw you take your hair off casually
_Peppermint_ 34
Why wouldn't he? That's kind of childish.
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Comments (147)
Juneyah1017 9
Who are you? Hannah Montana?
hopsinlove17 26
"Bitch I might be!"
Juneyah1017 9
Lmao! Yessssss!!!
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
OP I could understand him being surprised if he didn't know you wear a wig but if he really likes you, that won't matter to him. If he freaked out, well he is not worth your time.
kurodansei 16
When the wig comes off the boy wigs out. Seems Legit.
BobbieH 19
Anyone else think of the scene from I'm Gonna Get You Sucka? Where the girl takes off her wig, then her false leg, then her teeth, then her breasts and butt shaper. Its not that bad OP and hopefully this guy isn't so superficial. My friends wife is battling cancer and has lost her hair from treatment. He finds her really sexy without the hair. Some guys like the look, it can be a strong and sexy look. Think about when Demi Moore shaved her head for that SEAL movie. The general consensus was she was hotter without the hair! In sure it was just a little bit of a shock for him. If he's worth your time he'll be fine with it.
buckdharma 38
#18-I like bald females with no ears.
hawkislayer 2
G.I. Jane was hot until she said "suck my dick"
buckdharma 38
I don't think her boyfriend was shallow at all. He came face to face with her illusion. He at least needs some time to adjust. I'd be thinking what else isn't real. Instant turn-off.
angeluv_2014 22
How would you feel if you went bald from something like cancer; something you couldn't control, and you had to decide how to handel it in public? Who are you to judge her for choosing to wear a wig?
PaintedTempest 14
No need to be a jerk. Gah
cottoncandymango 17
I hope he didn't wig out!
perdix 31
I'm sure he was traumatized thinking about what other parts of you are removable!
Big_Pickle 18
Sorry about your luck, OP. And for why you must wear a wig. Maybe things will work out.
91191191111 2
I noticed that all of your FMLs don't add up.
bosox29 14
He doesn't know exactly why you wear the wig right? So in that case there should be no reason to not see/kiss you again. If he doesn't he just don't deserve you...