Today, my crush kissed me for the first time. However, my hair was falling into my face and getting in the way. No problem, I wear a wig so without thinking, I simply removed it. I don't think he'll kiss me again anytime soon. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML
Today, I kissed my gorgeous new boyfriend for the first time. I ran my hands through his hair; a multitude of dandruff rained out and five lice crawled onto my hand. FML
Today, after finally spending the night with my longtime crush, it's as if I can still feel her fingers caressing my hair. But wait, no, that's just the head lice she gave me. FML
Today, my crush and I were volunteering at a local farm. He confessed to me that I'm one of the most beautiful girls he's ever seen. Just as he leaned in to kiss me, I lost my footing and fell into a pile of horse shit. He just stood there, pointing and laughing. FML
Today, I spotted a guy I like slyly checking me out, so I did what I thought would be a dramatic but nonchalant hair flip. Instead, my hair got caught in the strap of my bag, and I ended up yanking myself backwards like a clumsy stuntman. FML
Today, I was in class finishing up an assignment when the guy next to me, my crush, said "I really love your hair." I started to blush then I turned towards him and said thanks, at the same time as the girl he was actually talking to. FML
Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML
Today, my crush took me to a park and told me he loved me. We sat on an old bench and were just about to kiss when I screamed. I now have a huge splinter in my arse and he can't stop laughing. FML
Today, I kissed my crush for the first time and immediately started sneezing uncontrollably. It turns out that I’m allergic to his perfume. He laughed while I tried to blow my nose without looking insane. FML
Today, while trying to look cute and playing with my hair in front of a boy, I pulled a piece of my hair extension out. FML
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Top comments
Olympiakos10 15
I wish I could see the look on his face when he saw you take your hair off casually
_Peppermint_ 34
Why wouldn't he? That's kind of childish.
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Comments (147)
taylorjsmith 6
Why wouldn't he already know
thewife5 19
Well.. Their first kiss.. Probably haven't spent a lot of time together yet.. And if she wears one for a medical condition she probably rather people don't know.
OmfgPincheCelia 3
SqueakyChipmunk 22
You should have whipped it back and forth for humor's sake. Show him its not about looks, it's about the personality. He'll love you for it. Or run away screaming, depending on what he finds amusing.
Pandacupcakelove 26
"Eeeeeewwww I don't like you anymore because you wear a wig!!!" Really? If he actually stops liking you for a silly, childish reason like that, he's not worth it.
Grauncho 27
Dislike this comment if you want Justin Bieber's puckered asshole against your lips.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Assholes are already puckered, unless you're Justin Bieber. It's pretty much a gaping hole now, due to over use.
Grauncho 27
Looks like we have some Beliebers on this site after all.
AllegroRubato 16
:( Well, that was clumsy of you OP, but you deserve someone able and willing to look past that anyways. I get that he's rattled, and maybe it would take time, but if he has feelings for you and is unable to look past something as shallow as having to wear a wig, then he wasn't worth it in the first place. All the best, heartbreak sucks.
Huddisher 10
Bald is beautiful. Don't let that bring you down. You'll find someone who will like you no matter what.
XxEmiMeowxX 12
If he stops seeing you over a reason so childish, you can do better. Seriously, he won't deserve you if he leaves over a wig.
inolongercare 19
Why do u wear a wig? I'm sorry op
jw90 18
Well hopefully he can understand the situation if you explain it to him. If not he wasn't worth it.