Today, my crush kissed me for the first time. However, my hair was falling into my face and getting in the way. No problem, I wear a wig so without thinking, I simply removed it. I don't think he'll kiss me again anytime soon. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML
Today, I kissed my gorgeous new boyfriend for the first time. I ran my hands through his hair; a multitude of dandruff rained out and five lice crawled onto my hand. FML
Today, after finally spending the night with my longtime crush, it's as if I can still feel her fingers caressing my hair. But wait, no, that's just the head lice she gave me. FML
Today, my crush and I were volunteering at a local farm. He confessed to me that I'm one of the most beautiful girls he's ever seen. Just as he leaned in to kiss me, I lost my footing and fell into a pile of horse shit. He just stood there, pointing and laughing. FML
Today, I spotted a guy I like slyly checking me out, so I did what I thought would be a dramatic but nonchalant hair flip. Instead, my hair got caught in the strap of my bag, and I ended up yanking myself backwards like a clumsy stuntman. FML
Today, I was in class finishing up an assignment when the guy next to me, my crush, said "I really love your hair." I started to blush then I turned towards him and said thanks, at the same time as the girl he was actually talking to. FML
Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML
Today, my crush took me to a park and told me he loved me. We sat on an old bench and were just about to kiss when I screamed. I now have a huge splinter in my arse and he can't stop laughing. FML
Today, I kissed my crush for the first time and immediately started sneezing uncontrollably. It turns out that I’m allergic to his perfume. He laughed while I tried to blow my nose without looking insane. FML
Today, while trying to look cute and playing with my hair in front of a boy, I pulled a piece of my hair extension out. FML
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Top comments
Olympiakos10 15
I wish I could see the look on his face when he saw you take your hair off casually
_Peppermint_ 34
Why wouldn't he? That's kind of childish.
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Comments (147)
Randomxnp 10
Screw him. You'd have impressed me by doing that
guci101 14
How old are you?
realtingdis 12
Lace front?
Locoluis 15
It's a sad thing that you're bald. But lies will always be exposed. Hence, YDI. Liar.
kalbrek009 20
I'm not sure which to click on as OP doesn't state if she wears a wig for obvious reasons..ie chemo, etc, or if she's just too lazy to take care of her real hair, or if she's just a superficial person who only wears one because she likes to pretend to be someone/something she's not..please clarify OP.
TungstenLildog 10
at least you'll weed out everyone who isn't into your wig pretty fast
CrystalFelix 13
If he truely cares about you, he will be back. If he doesn't, do you really wanna be with someone like that? Crush or no crush...
4everbymyself 12
I am sure that he likes you by more that just how your hair looks; it was likely the surprise and nervousness of the moment :)
IsRaeliPrinCess 8
Getting real sick of your shit Miley. Lol Sorry I couldn't resist.
ladybuglet 22
If he really likes you, he won't care if what you look like. If not, punch him in the balls and walk away.
HighasaCloud 46
So we are to physically assault anyone who doesn't like us? Great thinking, dipshit. Can I start with you?