By strangebeans - 25/07/2012 05:27 - United States

Today, my parents informed that the man I am going to marry made the newspaper, on page twelve. He is listed as a fugitive and there is a warrant out for his arrest. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 628
You deserved it 3 634

Same thing different taste

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If he can't even make front page, dump his sorry arse.


It was probably a joke. Unless you are having an arranged marriage?

You never know OP, he could be a vigilante. Or a robin hood type figure. You know, 'stealing from the rich and giving to the poor'. It's what we need these days.

Don't you mean the man you "were" going to marry

crazyladydaisy 4

I guess you should really get to know someone before you plan on spending the rest of your life with them.

mduffy08 8

How is stealing from the rich going to solve our problems? How is stealing from the people who actually have earned their living, going to solve our problems? How is stealing from the people who supply jobs solving our problems?

Hiimhaileypotter 52

I'm not going to lie, when I first read this I thought that OP's parents decided she was going to marry this man. Took me three tries to read it correctly :P

Hey, not every rich person earned it or deserves it. Stealing from multi-millionnaires could actually pay off all of the national debt. But let's not get into that. :)

mduffy08 8

73 - Yes because every rich person is a complete snotty douche bag. No; most of them earned it. You cannot take from those who earned their living, and reward the ones that haven't.

AphyTheBronette 15

"Earned" is kinda objective, I think those over paid CEO's who have sweat shops in China and other third world countries or go and out source because they earn 1.2% more a year on their stock have earned it? This economy sucks the only way it's going to turn around is to fund honest work from those 1% rich asses, they get enough tax breaks they can afford more charity in the world.

In all seriousness, if corporations and the wealthiest 10% of Americans paid their fair share of taxes (rather than evading them via legal loopholes) over the past 30 years, the USA would hardly even have a debt problem. 15: Vigilantes and Robin Hood-types make for great stories, but in real life they just generate dangerous cultures of fear. Fear destroys freedom.

mduffy08 8

What? Is this a joke!?! Mitt Romney donated 21 million in charity. So tell me, how much have you donated? By the way, maybe we wouldn't be in this debt crisis if we weren't sending blind checks to imbeciles sitting on their asses. People need to start depending on themselves rather than the governent.

I'm sure once he is caught, sentenced and released he could a fetching young fellow. Disciplined too, if jail straightened him up.

Really? Would you go out with an ex-convict. The only prisoners I would go out with are the ones from The Shawshank Redemption;)

mandak1982 3

Just because someone is an ex-con or a convicted felon doesn't make them a bad person.

alshygirl 14

64 yeah like Dog the Bounty Hunter! :)

xXxIracebethxXx 14

No, dog the bounty hunter is just ******* crazy.

HonestTruth 5

32 - Apparently you would according to your last sentence. Doesn't matter if it is one or one million. You would indeed go out with an ex-convict. Hypocrite.

IQWasJustLowered 0

yeah i plan on waiting for sandusky ;)

toenibbler 14

Harboring a fugitive is a felon. So that would be a stupid idea.

68 thanks for pointing that out:) I'm bad with spelling and it helps to know when I spell wrong

and your marrying him? your parents must be proud he sounds like a keeper.FYL

A stupid question, with a stupid overused comment, and now me, being stupid and pointing out the obvious. Stupid.

Sawarski 13

#4 *you're First time grammar Nazi :)

Yo, dawg! You forgot a period. Don't worry, I got yo back, homey G!

Grammar gangster? I have to say I enjoy this much more!

36- Homie*. Or at least that's how it's done in my hood, ya feel me G?

ItzMeGuyz 3

(^▽^). Actually you're wrong. It is your. Unless that's what you meant by first time grammar nazi. If that's the case disregard the message. I'm not good at reading sarcasm.

#101, there is two your's in the sentence, actually. One of them is incorrect.

I guess you won't be marrying him anytime soon or at all, will you? I hope not.

5- of course not! No woman wants a man that can't make the front page.

KingOfAmazing 9

Unless she has a thing for bad boys. In that case, he's perfect.

bstudds 1

oh that's rough! hopefully it's not the same issue running their wedding announcement

borkchop1992 15

Well looks like it's time to sign up for a dating site unless your willing to wait for him to come out of jail, and even then he'll probably be gay or tramatized from all the anal he'll take.

I sense some miscommunication on his part. Sorry OP.

I think it might be time to rethink your options OP..unless you like bad boys of course.

Bad boys, bad boys. Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you? If it's with a weapon, run like hell!

Well, maybe with his new found fame OP's fiance can become a filthy rich mafia boss and they can live together in harmony. Who knows?

Maybe you guys need to sit down and have a chat.....