Today, my coworker told me when we got to work that she purposely left her phone at home. I then had to suffer 8 hours of listening to her constantly whine like a toddler about how much she missed her phone. FML
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Today, I ignored my wife's phone calls at work, since all she ever wants to do is complain or talk about chores and projects. An hour later, security called my desk. She'd shown up at work to bitch me out for ignoring her. Now I'm the laughing stock of my workplace. FML
Today, like every day, my coworker showed up thirty minutes late, sat down for thirty more checking email while I got the morning work done alone, listening to her bitch about how much she hates her job and wants to go home. My coworkers criticized me for being moody, and praised her for being the best. FML
Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML
Today, my boss yelled at me, telling me that I can't answer the phone anymore. Not because I do a bad job, but because a co-worker whined about it being her job. People call her and complain about how rude she is and then ask to talk to me. FML
Today, I noticed that my mom had left the house without her cell phone. I called her phone to let her know she forgot it. FML
Today, I went on the road for work for the first time in a very long time. I was enjoying lunch with coworkers when my phone got bombarded with calls and texts. Turns out my wife and my mother had gotten into a fight within two hours of me being away. FML
Today, at work, my phone rang. My intern answered it and told me it was a coworker who'd just left. I picked up and said "What's up bitch? What are you going to complain about now?!" It was actually my boss. FML
Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, I was giving a lecture to my class I heard a phone go off. Aggravated and exhausted, I asked everyone to turn their phones off. Then the phone rang again. I lost my shit and spent the next half hour calling my students a bunch of "technology whores". Then I realized the phone was mine. FML
Today, my mother dragged me to the mall to get me out of the house and to get me to stop using my phone. She then spent the whole trip talking on her phone instead of actually interacting with me. FML
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iTzSelverZz 14
Use your phone when she starts whining.
SixthSinEnvy 39
Quitting phone addiction, the new 'I'm quitting smoking'.
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Comments (30)
xshadowslightx 5
Should have given her one of those phones filled with candy. Not the same but it would have shut her up nonetheless.
Gummybearsateme 3
Just like a child ?
DonULFonso 22
Wait - aren't you supposed to WORK at your, ahem: WORK?!?
delichick 27
Holy, Ive got a coworker like this. Ive never seen someoneove as fast as she does when she gets a text. She left her phone at home once, maybe twice and it probably killed me more than her. Mind you, she also uses the work computer for her email, banking, instagram, facebook. Makes for a long day for me. I piss her off by tellin her I dont use my phone
cjl922 17
Slap a bitch
mightyfp 1
now we get to listen to you complain about her complaining. and the cycle continues...
Elena95 16
Are you complaining?
laden_swallow09 35
"Hey, look at he bright side! At least now you just might actually get some ******* work done instead of staring into your phone screen, ya piece-of-shit slacker!"