Today, my college professor handed every student a note card and told us to rate his looks from 1 to 5. Is this what I pay $20,000 a year for? FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today my college professor told me that I ask him too many questions. Apparently, my college tuition fee doesn't include learning. FML
Today, my professor spent the entire class showing us how to make paper airplanes. I pay over 40 grand a year for college. FML
Today, I asked my professor what happened to the assignment I gave him several weeks ago. Turns out he lost it, and graded me zero as a result. Now if I want a mark, he says I'll have to hand-write it all over again, but that I "probably shouldn't bother," because it was "a bit shit, really." FML
Today, after turning in a paper that I worked really hard on, I got it back with a grade of 0. In the feedback section, my professor wrote: “In all my 37 years of teaching, this is by far the worst essay I have ever read.” FML
Today, I got my grades back. I got a very poor evaluation for my lit class, which was odd because it didn't match the impression from my end-of-class meeting with the professor. It does, however, include a nod to the supposedly-anonymous negative class review I gave her, though. FML
Today, my English professor bragged to my entire class about how good my essay was. He kept on saying great things about it for the duration of class. To my surprise, he'd given me a C-. When I asked why, his only response was: "I'm a hard grader." FML
Today, my university professor asked us to submit anonymous course feedback. I wrote three paragraphs criticizing his lectures. Ten minutes later, I realized I'd left my full name at the bottom of the page. FML
Today, I found out that my stick figure drawing passed as homework during my doctoral level seminar. I'm paying over two thousand dollars for this course. FML
Today, I got the best grade in class on my economics midterm. Rather than tell me I did a good job, my professor criticized me in front of everyone about how I was working "too hard". FML
Today, I drove to my college campus for my 8 a.m. class, parked, walked the mile and a half to my classroom, just to find out class had been cancelled. The prof didn't send an email because she couldn't remember her password. I paid $1200 to be taught by this woman, who has a doctorate. FML
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Doortje 30
Wow, please tell me you're studying psychology and this turned out to be part of some experiment :O If not, you should definitely complain to his superiors.
Rise_Up_fml 3
gotta get your self esteem from somewhere right?
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stevenmx86 8
It depends what the class is.. That is very important information in this fml since it makes sense in some cases. For instance, if it's an art class he could be running an experiment about perceived beauty. There are a lot of examples as to where this could be a teaching method including several psychology experiments that could be done..
emsiti 6
^^ agreed
DutchAnna 0
In The Netherlands it is only 1672 euro's, about 1800 dollars.. This is one of the things I do not like about the USA even though I study American Studies.
enoughgrace 4
not all of us pay $20,000 a year for the same education...
LithFlavored 10
Yeah, some of us pay $42,000
takemewithy0u 0
maybe he's preparing to go on a dating site.
GotALife 11
Wow what a desprate man
slickrasta 1
Answer: Yes.
underpaid011 0
could be part of some lame lesson.
Jonkbaby 23
mmm hot..
talktomandybaby 8
mmm your not
Chaudasse_fml 0
When you surrender to the offices of-ease, do what comes out of your behind is brown or white? If it's white, it means that someone was exploding in your bullet hole and I want to join the party ... suck my ****!
nannu_nannu 1
You are really ******* stupid.
skyeyez9 25
This would be appropriate if it was a psychology or art class. A quick survey on percieved beauty. I rare find a person 100% unattractive though. They usually have at least one nice feature: pretty eyes, long eyelashes, cute nose or something.