FML : Today, my colleague introduced herself and said, "I know how nerve-racking first days are!" Which is nice of her, except I've been at this company longer...

Today, my colleague introduced herself and said, "I know how nerve-racking first days are!" Which is nice of her, except I've been at this company longer than she has. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Unnoticed - / Thursday 27 July 2017 06:30 / Australia - Thornlie

Work

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By draghkar | 16

#7508146 - Thursday 27 July 2017 0:48

If you would have mentioned it at the time, she would also be submitting to FML.

By RichardPencil | 27

#7508150 - Thursday 27 July 2017 1:03

You must really blend into the background – a valuable asset to ensure longevity in a corporate setting.

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By draghkar | 16

#7508146 - Thursday 27 July 2017 0:48

If you would have mentioned it at the time, she would also be submitting to FML.

By RichardPencil | 27

#7508150 - Thursday 27 July 2017 1:03

You must really blend into the background – a valuable asset to ensure longevity in a corporate setting.

By stayydomii | 21

#7508188 - Thursday 27 July 2017 3:09

Let's hope you get noticed more OP!

By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7508422 - Thursday 27 July 2017 12:04

That's good, you'll be getting away with mistakes if you're a newbie. lol

By Personguy01 | 11

#7508542 - Thursday 27 July 2017 14:29

How is that really bad?

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