Today, my cat went into labor. This is surprising since 6 years ago, we paid to have her spayed. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I got a new cat. It was fine for a couple of hours until it gave birth in my kitchen. The seller claims to have no idea that it was pregnant. Now I have to take care of 7 cats instead of 2. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my cat meowing, with her dilated vagina in my face, giving birth to her first litter of kittens. FML
Today, I witnessed the miracle of life. More specifically, my cat giving birth on my bed at four in the morning. FML
Today, my cat had the bright idea of giving birth in the dryer, on top of all my new white towels. FML
Today, I had to babysit both my neighbor's 3-year-old daughter and my very pregnant cat. I left the room briefly, only to come back to a traumatized 3-year-old crying in horror as my cat gave birth in front of her. FML
Today, I took in an old friend’s fat cat for a month until she finds a place to live. Turns out the cat isn’t fat, just pregnant. I found out when I found two of her dead kittens in my living room. FML
Today, our cat is in heat. Her male counterpart is sitting outside my bedroom door, serenading her loudly, and has sprayed his piss all over the house, making sure she cannot escape him broadcasting his availability. FML
Today, I woke up to find my cat has gone into heat. Her favorite thing to do right now is sticking her ass in my face and howling like a Nazgûl. FML
Today, the last of my close friends announced she is pregnant. Meanwhile, I'm single and my nest is empty. Well, not exactly, because even my freaking cat is pregnant. FML
Today, while playing with my cat, she decided to give me a surprise nipple piercing with her claws. FML
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Top comments
RealTalk0 7
Wow. She's stubborn ain't she?
Pleonasm 36
Your vet doesn't make the cut.
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Comments (96)
snakelady 3
i smell a lawsuit
RedBlueMarbles 4
wow, I think you might be a victim of "replaced your pet-itis"
RedBlueMarbles 4
fantasyworld 39
Now you have kittens.
CaroAurelia 12
I volunteer at an animal shelter where all the pets have to be spayed or neutered before they can be adopted. There was one dog, Serena, who the vet said had already been spayed. Then one morning a volunteer came in to check on the dogs, only to find Serena nursing puppies.
napoleod 8
Nature always finds a way
haphazardly 15
My cat was the runt of the litter. We took her to get fixed, but a month after that, she went into heat. We took her back to the vet and they found what looked like a second set of ovaries, so they removed them, too. She still gets all squirrelly if you pet her a specific way and secretes some sort of musk, but we try not to do that, because the smell is God-awful.