Work: Today, my business is doing so badly that people are teaching...

Thomas 21 December 2011, 03:18 United States

Today, my business is doing so badly that people are teaching their kids to drive in the empty parking lot. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

Same thing different taste

Anonymous 19 January 2017, 08:22

Today, the last parking space outside my work was tiny but I tried to parallel park there in desperation. A school kid saw the whole attempt and sarcastically clapped me as I gave up and drove away. FML

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mala_19 22 September 2023, 16:00 Burea, Sweden

Asshole design

Today, I had to drive through a parking lot that they fucked up so bad that you have to put your car in reverse to go around it. I have to go there 6 times a week. FML

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Tuture 30 April 2016, 01:08 Paris, France

Today, a learner driver was practicing maneuvers in the parking lot at work. This happens a lot, and my colleagues and I usually have fun watching and laughing. It was all fun and games as usual, until the learner crashed into my car. FML

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Anonymous 13 September 2016, 02:55 Los Angeles, United States

Today, my social anxiety got so bad that my 12 year-old daughter had to get in the driver's seat to order from the drive-thru. FML

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Anonymous 9 May 2015, 18:50 Humble, United States

Today, on my first driving lesson, I crashed my instructor's car. I didn't even make it out of the parking lot. FML

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socargone 17 January 2017, 22:00

Today, I'm so bad at parking that I saw the guy next to me openly cringe as I pulled into a spot. FML

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Anonymous 21 March 2016, 21:26 Depew, United States

Let me out!

Today, I parked my car in the company lot and walked down the street to a mandatory company training. While I was at the training, everyone back at the office decided to leave early and locked the company lot. My car is now stuck there for the night and I'm walking home. FML

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Anonymous 22 March 2022, 12:00

Late stage capitalism

Today, my wife’s business has failed in its first year. She blames the government, despite me telling her no one is going to work for her when she only offers minimum wage, one week unpaid vacation, two months maternity and one week paternity, no overtime rates, and a pay-to-use staff car park. FML

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badDriver 28 November 2009, 21:37 United States

Today, I hit a parked car. It happened to be my driving instructor's car. While he was instructing me, sitting in the passenger seat. I don't think I'll pass. FML

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not the cook 9 June 2013, 17:38 Wernersville, United States

Today, I found out that my restaurant's food is so bad that the only reason some people visit is because they're punishing their kids. FML

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jworret 0

21 December 2011, 08:42

Be like the old man with the shotgun protecting his lawn! It's still private property! And iv heard shooting small children is quite a fun pass-time.

laurbear12 3

21 December 2011, 09:21

I think you missed the point..

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nivek2120 8

22 December 2011, 01:36

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nivek2120 8

22 December 2011, 01:39

Detroit is murder capital of the US not the world. There are far worse places. Add what I had said was sarcasm. How about instead of thumbing my comments down you come up with something clever back.