Thomas
United States
Today, my business is doing so badly that people are teaching their kids to drive in the empty parking lot. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, the last parking space outside my work was tiny but I tried to parallel park there in desperation. A school kid saw the whole attempt and sarcastically clapped me as I gave up and drove away. FML
mala_19
Burea, Sweden
Asshole design
Today, I had to drive through a parking lot that they fucked up so bad that you have to put your car in reverse to go around it. I have to go there 6 times a week. FML
Tuture
Paris, France
Today, a learner driver was practicing maneuvers in the parking lot at work. This happens a lot, and my colleagues and I usually have fun watching and laughing. It was all fun and games as usual, until the learner crashed into my car. FML
Anonymous
Los Angeles, United States
Today, my social anxiety got so bad that my 12 year-old daughter had to get in the driver's seat to order from the drive-thru. FML
Anonymous
Humble, United States
Today, on my first driving lesson, I crashed my instructor's car. I didn't even make it out of the parking lot. FML
socargone
Today, I'm so bad at parking that I saw the guy next to me openly cringe as I pulled into a spot. FML
Anonymous
Depew, United States
Let me out!
Today, I parked my car in the company lot and walked down the street to a mandatory company training. While I was at the training, everyone back at the office decided to leave early and locked the company lot. My car is now stuck there for the night and I'm walking home. FML
Anonymous
Late stage capitalism
Today, my wife’s business has failed in its first year. She blames the government, despite me telling her no one is going to work for her when she only offers minimum wage, one week unpaid vacation, two months maternity and one week paternity, no overtime rates, and a pay-to-use staff car park. FML
badDriver
United States
Today, I hit a parked car. It happened to be my driving instructor's car. While he was instructing me, sitting in the passenger seat. I don't think I'll pass. FML
not the cook
Wernersville, United States
Today, I found out that my restaurant's food is so bad that the only reason some people visit is because they're punishing their kids. FML
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jworret 0
Be like the old man with the shotgun protecting his lawn! It's still private property! And iv heard shooting small children is quite a fun pass-time.
laurbear12 3
I think you missed the point..
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Comments (81)
chell1894 13
Clearly you're as dumb as you look... Stupid bitch
chell1894 13
Clearly you're as dumb as you look.. Stupid bitch
Okayitwasme 0
I agree with #1 rent it out. Make money. I heard of a guy dressing up as a meter maid and he made millions. Did that for years at a public lot the city never knew!
hateevryone 15
charge them for it
nivek2120 8
26- how is it they drive in "the hood"? I think it's the same as everywhere else. Probably could have not put that and no one would have thought you were trying to be something your not.... Hard.
EmperorHilo 11
Only way to fix this is reinvent yourself, redo your image and attract the customers you need.
gribbles 12
54 - "feeding the stereotype that I'm from Detroit" Miss the sarcasm much?
perdix 31
Put up a sign that says "Trespassers Will Be Shot," and make good on that threat!
nivek2120 8
Not as much as you missed that mirror pictures make you look like a tool. I read the whole thing and saw what he said. What I said was he could have not put any of that because he was looking for attention, much like your picture. Otherwise where would the stereotype have come from if he didn't bring it up? Does that make sense Pauly D? Miss punch lines much?
irritatedone 5
Ya know that really does suck. I hope it picks up for you soon.