Today, my brother decided it would be funny to squirt disappearing ink on my wedding dress right before I walked down the aisle. It didn't disappear. FML
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Today, at my wedding, my brother decided it would be funny to trip me as I was walking down the aisle, in front of hundreds of people. FML
Today, a mad woman squirted me with a water gun filled with paint as we were leaving the church where I just married my husband. As I was staring at this mad bitch in my ruined dress, wondering why she would do something so horrible, she ran off crying and shouting, "Sorry wrong wedding!" FML
Today, I went to pick up my wedding dress from the seamstress, only to find out that my fiancé called two weeks ago to say I wanted the dress "tie-dyed to match our new theme." She believed him. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, I got married wearing a strapless dress. As I walked down the aisle, our wedding photographer stepped out behind me to get a shot of me approaching my husband. Instead of stepping out, though, he stepped on. Stepped on my dress. Pulling it completely down. FML
Today, I went to my cousin’s wedding and started tearing up during the vows. I reached into my purse for a tissue but accidentally pulled out a tampon, which flew across the aisle and landed right between the bride and groom. It's probably going to make it into the wedding video. FML
Today, while running late to my sister's wedding and rushing to get ready, I accidentally grabbed my travel size shaving cream can in place of my body spray, and quickly drew a blue foaming line across my rental tux. FML
Today, was my wedding day. Right before I walked down the aisle in my gorgeous white dress, the woman who did my makeup saw a blemish. She went to squirt concealer on her finger, but squirted the orange concealer all over my dress. FML
Today, my 28-year-old brother who has been pranking me all my life, put a chocolate cupcake on my chair. I sat on it, with my white dress. On my wedding day. FML
Today, despite my warnings, my only son married a girl I hate. To protest their marriage, I wore a white dress to the wedding. Her maid of honor "tripped" and spilled red wine all over me. FML
Today, my brother paid the DJ $300 to ruin my wedding by playing the Imperial Death March as I walked down the aisle. FML
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Top comments
Bringiton80 0
Maybe you think it's funny to put laxative in his food, right before he eats it.... Or before a big date. REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!
xd0rkiee 0
Sorry, FYL.
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Comments (148)
mylifesucks82 0
kick the shit out of him for me will you??
hoodn1gga 0
learn to ******* spell you redneck hick, there is an a in the word aisle
silversky1024 0
Jeez, you're a ******* ********. How can you assume they're a "hick" by their grammar and/or by looking at their profile? You're just a ******* ********.
hoodn1gga 0
Freeport Texas is where douche bag hicks ******* live, deal with it your a hick too don't gang up on me, go gang up on your sister with your four white trash best friends before you come talking shit about me then your at least accomplishing something better than sitting around drinking and listening to country music all day, you underachieving ****.
tipple 0
FYL. Nothing you could do about that. :o( You said "little brother" so I suppose he's too young or too immature to understand that doing nasty things, or even pretending to do nasty things, to other people is just NOT funny? Guess he's learned something, but you paid the price for his lesson. Still - a marriage isn't defined by the bridal gown, so I'm guessing your husband still loves you and finds you beautiful. Just be thankful the little snot didn't think it would be funny to pretend to cut off one of your arms with a "fake" chainsaw... :o)
abbagator16 0
leave her alone. i go to school in a little town in the middle of nowhere and our teachers dont even talk with the right grammar so its not her fault and im sure you all have spelled something wrong once in your life!
alybally 0
OMG! That is just awful. If my brother ever did anything like that i would be SO INCREDIBLY PISSED. I hope everything worked out though......I'm so sorry!
Peacelover99 0
Wow, He wouldn't even be in my wedding anymore, much less been visited for about 3 years. I'm sorry. And I don't think this is fake, Shit like this happens. Expecally if you have a big family.
lunaxnueva 0
If you can't differentiate isle from aisle, I'd say you deserved it.
psychedelic4 0
What the ****, she doesn't deserve it just because she made a small spelling mistake? Back off, grammar nazi.
ImJohanna 0
OH my gosh thats so sad! FYL
eddles 0
sry, and she doesn't chose who she's related to. and congrats
hannah1203 2
You spelled "aisle" wrong...you shouldn't even be getting married if you cannot correctly spell a word as simple as aisle.