Today, my brother changed the password on my laptop so that I can't log into my profile. All my notes for school are on it and finals start on Monday. Guess who can't remember the new password. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my brother stole my hard drive and wiped it. My hard drive had a 10-page school project on it. The project is due tomorrow. FML
Today, I found my brother tampering with my laptop. He had changed the entire settings, in ways I don't even know how to fix. I finally had to get my mom to threaten him to change it back to its original setting. I'm 15. He's six and can barely get dressed by himself. FML
Today, my brother thought it would be funny to disable my iPod Touch for 45 minutes. After 45 minutes, I went to enter my password. I missed a number accidentally. 50 minutes to go. FML
Today my brother disconnected my internet and made my task bar disappear. I spent 2 hours trying to fix it, when I figured out I just had to restart the computer. Now I'm a little behind on assignments. FML
Today, my cute co-worker asked if he could use my computer. I told him my password and went to the bathroom. When I came back he said he'd finished. I tried to log in, but my password wouldn't work. I then noticed a Post-it note on the desk saying, "Stop stalking me and I'll change the password back." FML
Today, my little sister got mad at me because I wouldn't let her read my IM conversation. I took a nap and when I woke up, my laptop was gone. She took it on a trip to her grandparents' house, six hours away. Nude pictures of me and my paper due tomorrow are on the laptop. FML
Today, my friend told me she'd lost her notebook filled with crucial notes for our finals. She asked if she could borrow mine and copy my notes. She then lost my notebook too. FML
Today, my neighbor finally password-protected his wifi. Right in the middle of my timed, online exam. FML
Today, I was logging into my work computer. My account became locked due to the many failed attempts at typing my password. Thinking I was alone, I said, “Fuck this shit” while dragging the keyboard off my desk. Turns out my supervisor was in the other room. I'd forgotten I'd changed my password the other day. FML
Today, my brother "pranked" me by dropping my new laptop out my bedroom window. He'd set up a saran wrap safety net below to catch my laptop safely, but he didn't secure it well enough. My laptop is completely fucked and he won't accept responsibility because he didn't mean to break it. FML
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Top comments
cobalt_guy 0
If it's a windows machine it's easy. As it's booting up keep pressing F8, a menu should pop up with a few options, choose safe mode with networking. After that it should load to the login screen. At this point it will display the base admin account, it should just say "admin" or "administrator" depending on which version of windows you have. Log in to that account and you can delete the password off of your other account.
ChelseaXD 0
Ahh that sucks. Get revenge.
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Comments (150)
yumsugarr 8
I hope you have a good memory :D
aback 5
Keep punching until he remembers, honey.
meli13zech33 0
just hit the 'forgot password' button but that does totally suck for u FYL
hnz 13
how did he even know your password?
montej81 0
google "Ophcrack"...I just used it and it worked in about 5 mins...displays the password for all user accounts
ladytlc 0
when you turn your laptop on start pressing the f8 key (maybe different for each laptop) it will go to a boot menu screen. if you've previously backed up your computer you will be able to return it to the previous save and your password will be change back.
Residence_fml 4
And if that doesn't work you can use another laptop (like your brother's) and download a certain software that makes you able to find your current password (and reset it). Just google ''reset password software'' or something. I never used it but for many people it works just great. And your brother is an ass because that is a ridiculous thing to do if he's too stupid to remember what he changed it in. Still you should have had your notes in a back-up if they are THAT important, imagine your computer crashed or something.
DaveEPIC 0
YDI for letting your brother on your laptop.
IrishSoulja 4
where did she say she "let" him use the laptop?
DaveEPIC 0
Right there
TXCandy 3
and y would he know it in tha frst place? dumbass! time for revenge>:|
Judus_beej 0
the password is "youranidiotfornotbackingupimportantfiles" ydi.
rencegoh 0
1. you should create another account for your brother or other family members to use. 2. you should have backup your files in a portable harddrive. 3. you are dumb enough to let your brother mess up with your account password.