Today, my brother changed the password on my laptop so that I can't log into my profile. All my notes for school are on it and finals start on Monday. Guess who can't remember the new password. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my brother stole my hard drive and wiped it. My hard drive had a 10-page school project on it. The project is due tomorrow. FML
Today, I found my brother tampering with my laptop. He had changed the entire settings, in ways I don't even know how to fix. I finally had to get my mom to threaten him to change it back to its original setting. I'm 15. He's six and can barely get dressed by himself. FML
Today, my brother thought it would be funny to disable my iPod Touch for 45 minutes. After 45 minutes, I went to enter my password. I missed a number accidentally. 50 minutes to go. FML
Today my brother disconnected my internet and made my task bar disappear. I spent 2 hours trying to fix it, when I figured out I just had to restart the computer. Now I'm a little behind on assignments. FML
Today, my cute co-worker asked if he could use my computer. I told him my password and went to the bathroom. When I came back he said he'd finished. I tried to log in, but my password wouldn't work. I then noticed a Post-it note on the desk saying, "Stop stalking me and I'll change the password back." FML
Today, my little sister got mad at me because I wouldn't let her read my IM conversation. I took a nap and when I woke up, my laptop was gone. She took it on a trip to her grandparents' house, six hours away. Nude pictures of me and my paper due tomorrow are on the laptop. FML
Today, my friend told me she'd lost her notebook filled with crucial notes for our finals. She asked if she could borrow mine and copy my notes. She then lost my notebook too. FML
Today, my neighbor finally password-protected his wifi. Right in the middle of my timed, online exam. FML
Today, I was logging into my work computer. My account became locked due to the many failed attempts at typing my password. Thinking I was alone, I said, “Fuck this shit” while dragging the keyboard off my desk. Turns out my supervisor was in the other room. I'd forgotten I'd changed my password the other day. FML
Today, my brother "pranked" me by dropping my new laptop out my bedroom window. He'd set up a saran wrap safety net below to catch my laptop safely, but he didn't secure it well enough. My laptop is completely fucked and he won't accept responsibility because he didn't mean to break it. FML
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Top comments
cobalt_guy 0
If it's a windows machine it's easy. As it's booting up keep pressing F8, a menu should pop up with a few options, choose safe mode with networking. After that it should load to the login screen. At this point it will display the base admin account, it should just say "admin" or "administrator" depending on which version of windows you have. Log in to that account and you can delete the password off of your other account.
ChelseaXD 0
Ahh that sucks. Get revenge.
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davek 36
Google 'Offline NT Password & Registry Editor'.
JNor99 0
ok, does it have an admin password because if not as you turn on the computer continuously press the f8 button it should bring you to a black screen with options. I always go for safe mode with networking click on it and it should let you into it if there is no admin password. from there go to the start menu, control panel, users, choose your profile change or delete password. you should be abled to access your profile then email me if you need further help! good luck!
benjimm1 0
hahahaha nice
TerrorDollie 0
If you log in to another one it usually let's you change the password.
Doortje 30
Ask Santa, he knows everything.
mgold12 0
or fergie. .... or Jesus. .... a combintion perhaps
bittersweetcandy_fml 0
go through the safe mood and create an account. then restart and log in using the new account.
xpopcorn 0
if admin does have password u don't know simply remove the jumper on the motherboard. it's brown an its what stores ur passwords. don't forget to put the jumper back on. lol.
DA14573 6
that's for a BIOSCMOS password, not windows
EEric_14 0
Nice brother u have there
NineOfLuxury 0
how'd he find out password in the first place ydi for have an easy password
kingedoftheworld 0
download ophcrack, it's a password cracking software and it's free
shaaayyee 0
she can't get on her computer retard.
yourworstnightma_fml 4
Honestly, what a genius. Yeah, download the password cracking software on a computer she can't get on, that'll totally work. *and since you're so slow, that was sarcasm right there.