Today, my brother changed the password on my laptop so that I can't log into my profile. All my notes for school are on it and finals start on Monday. Guess who can't remember the new password. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my brother stole my hard drive and wiped it. My hard drive had a 10-page school project on it. The project is due tomorrow. FML
Today, I found my brother tampering with my laptop. He had changed the entire settings, in ways I don't even know how to fix. I finally had to get my mom to threaten him to change it back to its original setting. I'm 15. He's six and can barely get dressed by himself. FML
Today, my brother thought it would be funny to disable my iPod Touch for 45 minutes. After 45 minutes, I went to enter my password. I missed a number accidentally. 50 minutes to go. FML
Today my brother disconnected my internet and made my task bar disappear. I spent 2 hours trying to fix it, when I figured out I just had to restart the computer. Now I'm a little behind on assignments. FML
Today, my cute co-worker asked if he could use my computer. I told him my password and went to the bathroom. When I came back he said he'd finished. I tried to log in, but my password wouldn't work. I then noticed a Post-it note on the desk saying, "Stop stalking me and I'll change the password back." FML
Today, my little sister got mad at me because I wouldn't let her read my IM conversation. I took a nap and when I woke up, my laptop was gone. She took it on a trip to her grandparents' house, six hours away. Nude pictures of me and my paper due tomorrow are on the laptop. FML
Today, my friend told me she'd lost her notebook filled with crucial notes for our finals. She asked if she could borrow mine and copy my notes. She then lost my notebook too. FML
Today, my neighbor finally password-protected his wifi. Right in the middle of my timed, online exam. FML
Today, I was logging into my work computer. My account became locked due to the many failed attempts at typing my password. Thinking I was alone, I said, “Fuck this shit” while dragging the keyboard off my desk. Turns out my supervisor was in the other room. I'd forgotten I'd changed my password the other day. FML
Today, my brother "pranked" me by dropping my new laptop out my bedroom window. He'd set up a saran wrap safety net below to catch my laptop safely, but he didn't secure it well enough. My laptop is completely fucked and he won't accept responsibility because he didn't mean to break it. FML
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Top comments
cobalt_guy 0
If it's a windows machine it's easy. As it's booting up keep pressing F8, a menu should pop up with a few options, choose safe mode with networking. After that it should load to the login screen. At this point it will display the base admin account, it should just say "admin" or "administrator" depending on which version of windows you have. Log in to that account and you can delete the password off of your other account.
ChelseaXD 0
Ahh that sucks. Get revenge.
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mintcar 10
Are you ******* kidding me? This is probably one of the few things that would put me in rage. When it comes to note taking, I rely on a good ol' spiral notebook and a pencil. I know of people who take notes on their laptops but as you can see, it didn't work out in your case. I hope you get yourself out of this one. Your brother is a tool!
pandaSmore 0
You know or just have multiple copies.
ForestFire0 1
Ophcrack
Zmeilerr 22
I'm just gonna say take a metal bat and put it right through his laptop. If he doesn't have one, replace 'laptop' with face.
chynab 0
me and my brother would be fighting right about now.
xo_mrii_xo 0
omg, i would die, hes probably lying about not remembering it, get it out of him girl !
TriTon21 1
Hy verdien n ordentlike klap
jenaandtyler4eva 0
why don't you just make a new profile and do mad work all week to study or just make a new password that be way easier
xo_mrii_xo 0
your kind of a goody goody if you stress so much about this, they just notes write em over or just use that as an excuse to not have homework done :) lol
TheKingDon 2
All you have to do is get a USB-bootable registry editor and reset the password. I did it on my girlfriend's laptop when she forgot the password. So easy.
EmmyGrangerDC 0
my finals start on the 14th. yours is early!
mintcar 10
Sometimes, you can work with the professor as a class or as an Individual to push up the date of the final.