Today, my brother came out of the shower and sat with my mom and me on the couch. He then says he liked the idea of the extra toothbrush in the shower, it helps him clean between his toes. I have been using that to brush my teeth for the last two weeks. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I changed my toothbrush because the bristles were wearing down. My brother later asked me why I changed his toothbrush. Apparently we've been sharing the same one for the past several weeks. FML
Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML
Today, my 20 year-old self, who works shift work, learned by accident that my 14 year-old brother has been using my toothbrush for the past 6+ months. I wouldn't have known due to my schedule until just now when I found it was wet. He admitted it, but was upset with me for using HIS toothbrush. It has my name on it. FML
Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML
Today, I was staying at my boyfriend’s place for the first time. In the morning, I brushed my teeth using the toothbrush in the cup next to the sink. He came in and said, “Oh, you found the one I use to clean my sneakers.” FML
Today, I woke up at 4am needing a piss, only to walk in on my fuckstick brother combing his pubes with our mom's toothbrush. FML
Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML
Today, I walked in the bathroom to find my son cleaning his penis. It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't cleaning it with a toothbrush. FML
Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using the same toothbrush for over a month. FML
Today, I woke up and brushed my teeth as usual. My brother had decided it would be a good time to prank me and rubbed a ton of salt into my toothbrush. A while later, he stood outside the bathroom door repeatedly saying sorry. It was Epsom salt. FML
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Intoxicunt 6
So, use his facial hair trimmer for a vibrator for a couple weeks. Duh. :)
a2z029_ 0
Gross.
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Meeka_fml 0
I have a thing in my shower that has a place to hold toothbrushes. I leave it standing in there and often brush my teeth in the shower because it's easier. I am the only one that uses my shower other than my brother occasionally. And GENERALLY people do not just pick up random toothbrushes and use them to scrub their toe crevices.
es_black 0
ahahahaha!!
The_Batman 0
oh shut up you don't know shit so stop assuming the worst you **** muncher.
KK_320 2
Maby he only used it that day.
moonsolomon 0
Okay. I feel a need to present a scenario in which it would be perfectly reasonable to brush one's teeth in the shower, since so many people seem to take issue with the idea. Say you oversleep a little bit and need to get to work/school/the bus stop/the unemployment line on time. You use shampoo and conditioner on your hair, a hygienic practice, and you leave the conditioner in for a few minutes like you're supposed to so it can do its thing. While your conditioner is in your hair, instead of just prancing around in the shower, you save a few minutes by brushing your teeth. Heck, you could do that even when not running late, and I'm pretty sure it SAVES water because then you don't have to run the sink. However, when you are brushing your teeth before bed, you do it at the sink because you don't need a second shower. (I think the most common routine is once in the morning, once at night. Sorry for all you people who think that's horribly gross). Not taking a shower every time you brush your teeth, like Tarynkd thought.
reset_button 0
I shampoo, put in the conditioner, and then soap up while the conditioner is in. No time wasted, and no reason to have a toothbrush in the shower. Plus I turn off the water while I'm soaping up so I save water too. Fully optimal.
doof_fisch 2
You leave your toothbrush in the shower? Don't you realize what guys do in the shower?
Nightfallz 0
op ydi idiot. why would you use a toothbrush that's in the shower? why would you keep your toothbrush In the shower?
aphrodita 0
Uh. Speaking as someone who brushes their teeth while taking a shower, I brush my teeth 2 times a day, like a normal person. (What? You mean it's possible to brush your teeth during a shower AND be sane? Impossible!) It's just that *one* of those two times a day is while I'm taking a shower, which for me is at night (but just as likely can be in the morning, for any other person). The other time is outside of the shower. I doubt there is anyone out there who would take more showers a day or brush their teeth less often just in order to co-ordinate between brushing their teeth and showering. Seriously, what's with all the "WHAT? YOU BRUSH YOUR TEETH IN THE SHOWER??????"-esque comments in FML? It's not even a disgusting or weird idea, so wtf.
mycatissoft 0
Yet again grossed out at breakfast. I deserve it for reading FMLs.
teiso_fml 0
Maybe he was joking? Brothers can be like that, sometimes.