Today, my brother and I were going to give our parents their anniversary gift which cost us over $3000. The gift was a trip to London in August to see a show on Michael Jackson's comeback tour. FML
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Today, I got a call from my parents that they have decided to get a divorce. My brothers and I just shelled out $5,000 each and spent months planning their 50th Anniversary party that was supposed to be next month. FML
Today, I was going to surprise my boyfriend at his family birthday celebration with a $2,000 trip he's always wanted, Ireland. Right before my gift, he had opened his mother's gift, an envelope containing a plane ticket. Guess where it was going? FML
Today, I took my mom out to a fancy restaurant, and spent close to $300 on her Mother's Day present. Later, my little brother drew her a card with crayons on pink construction paper. She cried. He's 20 years-old. FML
Today, after planning 4 months in advance and spending almost $600 to cover everyone's tickets to the event center, all of my siblings decided to bail on my 30th birthday celebration because driving 3 hours is too much. FML
Today, my mom told me I was a bad daughter because I didn't get anything for my parents' anniversary. I just sent my brother a check for $400 for my share of their gift. FML
Today, my brother and I spent almost $600 to plan and throw a divorce party for our mother. She proceeded to announce that she and our dad are staying together and that we completely jumped the gun. We deserve it, but… FML
Today, I told my parents that all I wanted for my 18th birthday was to go to a restaurant in NYC for a nice dinner. My parents said no, because it would cost too much money. I came home to see my parents had bought a huge TV for $800. We already have 3 televisions. FML
Today, my parents spent more time, money, and effort on my boyfriend's birthday present than they ever have on any of mine. FML
Today, my dad told me he's taking the whole family to Disney World, even my step-brother's girlfriend. But not me, because he can't "afford" it. FML
Today, my son surprised me on my birthday with tickets to a concert I really wanted to see. I was excited, especially since I planned to buy them but couldn't due to the fact it was too expensive. I was ecstatic, until I found out he'd stolen my credit card to buy them. FML
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thatguy7 0
That sucks, I hope you can get your money back.
lukewarmocha 0
dang that sucks. knew somebody had to post this though...
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iluvu21396 0
RIP michael jackson that really sucks, though. I hope you get your money back!
lifefromabove 0
I don't care how ****** your childhood is, there is no excuse for being a ******* little boy molester.
Leaveittosteven 0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVACUjHn6yU
naja_12168 3
Repeating this to number 224. The man just DIED people. Show some respect for his mother at least; she has the ungodly task of having to bury her child, one of her youngest sons pretty soon. Have some class and show some respect. You don't have to like him to STILL show respect. He's gone now so there is no need for people to continue to be cruel. Just like the prosecutors you don't have proof to convict him. Don't believe everything you read and hear because people DO tell such lies for money. Michael was such an easy and vulnerable target too, so please stop speaking as if you know this man better than his family and please stop acting as if you know what you're talking about. The man is gone. Show some respect and move on for his mother at least.
lyssalicious 0
amen to #233! some people just have no class...
mimblewimble_fml 0
They say when Farrah Fawcett died, she asked God if he could please protect all the children.
whitedot 0
well... i guess you´ll get your money back, and your parents can still go to london!
naja_12168 3
Not funny #228.
kimee21_fml 15
aww that suck :( but it was an ammmmazing gift ! hehe :) RIP MJ
yeahfyourlife 0
That super sucks, such bad timing. And I'm laughing hard at all the Michael haters - way to be jealous, and angsty. Michael Jackson wasn't just "some guy," he was and is a legend. When you're dead and gone he will still be remembered. Please remember that there is no proof that he molested those children, so let's remember the man for what can be proven.
cherlana32 0
I also do not think OJ did anything wrong. After all, it was never REALLY proven was it? HMM? He is probably a great guy.
Rumiam 0
Do you guys realize that when he was a kid, his father locked him in rooms with prostitutes? He had so much shit on his plate, no wonder he changed his skin color. The actual reason behind him doing that was to piss his father off. The guy had amazing talent, he could sing and he could dance. Sure he may or may not have done some things with kids, but still he has talent.
Rumiam 0
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! thats terrible.