Today, my brother and I found a little bird that couldn't fly. While trying to convince my mom that it couldn't fly so we could keep it, I lightly tossed it in the air and it landed a few feet in front of me. Then my cat grabbed it and ate it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found a tiny, featherless baby bird. I knew it was impossible, but I tried to keep it alive through the day. Before I could get it to the wildlife center, it died, and when I got all choked up over it, my mom started laughing at me and saying how "weak" I was. FML
Today, I saved a bird from being run over as it lay in the middle of the road. Thinking it had a broken wing or something, I started carrying it home, intending to take it to the vet later. It crapped in my hand and flew away. FML
Today, I witnessed the beautiful sight of a tiny baby bird struggling to take flight from its nest. "You can do it," I muttered, which I guess my asswipe of a cat heard as "Quick, go kill that bird and scar me for life, please." FML
Today, after we finished making my 6 year-old daughter a net to catch an injured baby bird, when she went out to catch it she witnessed a stray cat catch and eat it. FML
Today, I was caring for a bird that had flown into my window. I thought the poor thing wouldn't make it, when it shit in my hand, flew into my neck, then around my living room for ages before I could manage to get it out of the window. FML
Today, I watched a cat pounce on a small bird and rip it to shreds, feather by feather. It wouldn't have been any worse than mildly disturbing, had I not just spent the last 4 weeks nursing the bird back to health from a broken wing. FML
Today, I got a new cat for my birthday. It ate my bird right when we got home, then it ran away. FML
Today, I was woken up by a bird screaming its guts out. My cat had somehow managed to catch a bird and bring it inside. My 9 a.m. morning began with trying to catch a bird in my own home. FML
Today, I killed a pigeon. It choked to death on a piece of bread I threw its way. FML
Today, a robin flew into my window and died. My mom, being a biology teacher, thought it would be a great experience for my brother and me to dissect it on the kitchen table. She threatened to ground us if we didn't do it. FML
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Top comments
angrymole 0
it probably died after you "lightly tossed" the damn thing. birds are fragile, you can't just throw them.
starflake 3
What the hell you doing throwing the poor thing?? It would have probably died of shock if your cat hadn't got at it!
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Comments (192)
1234five 0
Why the hell would u throw it anyway
RedWriter 0
What the hell kind of dumbass throws an animal they already know is injured...when they know they have a cat in the house? Do the world a favor and don't "rescue" any more animals.
baileys82 0
you're kind of a dumbass
tina_xox 0
aww poor birdie
starflake 3
He threw a bird that cannot yet fly in the air, knowing there would be a cat about. Not exactly the smartest of ideas!
PTERONOPHOBIA 0
**** your life for apparently not reading the fact that it was to prove that the bird couldn't fly in the first place.
steakpak 0
You ******* idiots. you're complaining because the OP threw a BIRD in the air. it's a bird dammit, they fly. They belong in the air. That's like bitching that someone tried to drown a fish by holding it under water. Realize what you're bitching about before making yourself look foolish. **** all your lives.
Shepherd9 0
Now THAT was well said.
LysssNysss 1
THANK YOU.
lmmmr 0
You have serious reading comprehension issues. The bird could not fly. Try reading it again.
nonotme 0
No FML here, just awesome.
aback 5
...****** couldn't run, either.
Eagles77 0
not awesome, but kinda mean, isn't it?
lullabyy_fml 0
aww that's soo sad!!:-(
CatFishFude 0
It probably would've died anyway. But why the hell did you toss it in the air?!