Today, my boyfriend was in the shower and his phone was buzzing with calls and texts. Concerned as his nan is in ICU, I picked it up to find he's been secretly sexting his ex-girlfriend. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, after my boyfriend told me I didn’t have to worry about the ex who kept commenting on his pictures, I saw him sexting her when I leaned forward to tell him something from the back of our friend's car. FML
Today, I went through my boyfriend's old phone to get over a gut feeling I've been having that things aren't as good as they seem. Turns out he's been taking videos of himself masturbating and sending the videos to chicks on WhatsApp, and contacting an old neighbor trying to hook up with her. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. Her phone rang, and she stopped to answer it. It was her ex-boyfriend, calling her from jail. She talked to him for 15 minutes. To top it all off, before she hung up, I heard her tell him she loved him, and couldn't wait for him to get out. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend had his phone taken away by his dad for this past week. I have been sending him naked photos and other naughty things this entire week, or so I thought. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it was a good show of etiquette to answer a text message from his ex, while he was still inside me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of six years is in the hospital after having a stroke. While being transferred to another hospital, I came to our home to get his phone to call his family, but instead was treated to text messages and voicemails from his other girlfriends. At least 4 of them so far. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend got high and decided to text all our friends and family the crazy stories about us. He was even nice enough to include pictures. I hear a nude one made it to my Dad. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom. Her phone rang and she stopped to have an hour long conversation with her ex. FML
Today, my boyfriend was inside a cell phone store talking to a sales guy while I waited outside. I sent him a text, not realizing that the guy was using his phone to call customer service. A topless photo of me shows up on his phone when I text him. The sales guy looked. Twice. FML
Today, I found out that my fifty five year-old uncle had taken my phone and texted my girlfriend, saying ,"I'm his uncle, send tit pics." She did. FML
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TotallyAradical 14
End it with her for him.
sens3sfailing 25
so hes...s-ex-ting?!
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Connect 10
You've got to hate cheaters. Don't forgive and forget. Leave his sorry ass.
MrPlopper 9
But I love that show....
VannahJane 17
Toss him the phone in the shower
ERRMAHGERD 3
Right??! And do it saying "Your ex-girlfriend texted you." Make sure to toss it hard, so if the water doesn't get it, then the fall will.
gracehi 33
Better yet, toss him the plugged-in toaster in the shower.
jem970 19
Hehe thats what I would do :-)
carry_on 19
Put his phone in the same place he just put your relationship in...the trash!
asb818 14
The toilet will do more damage
carry_on 19
True!
whyistherumgone_ 10
Break up with the bastard.
Paperclypse13 7
Oh Hun I'm sorry! I've been there done that! Except there were the Craigslist emails he left up on my computer and the picture to and from with several girls... Just remember you deserve better than him!
superpoptart 24
20, your ex sounds pathetic.
Shadow_Phantom 26
Prove that you're strong enough to live without him; be strong enough to know that he's got to go, and walk away from his cheating ass. FYL.
Exotic_Nihilism 16
Ouch....I've been through that before OP. The pain,anger, and trust issues stays for a while but hopefully U can just take it as a lesson learned and move on.Jus be glad his phone wasn't locked and u found out now, so U don't have to waste any more time loving someone who doesn't truly love U. I ****** hate cheaters with a passion. Wasting people's time,energy, and emotions because they get a sick ego boost, financial gain,etc.
lmngrl889 14
I too have been through this. found a bunch of flirting & sexting with a bunch of different girls. I'm still with him, and I'm always wondering who he could be talking to and what about.....it really sucks. I actually had a dream about it last night!
Exotic_Nihilism 16
I left him last year as soon as I found proof of cheating because I couldn't deal with always wondering or worrying about who he's talking to or being with. Too add injury to insult he didnt even care, he thought I should've dealt with it because I loved him still. It caused so much insecurity and paranoia that I jus knew I didnt deserve to be treated so cruelly when I loved and was faithful the whole time. When a relationship gets that bad its emotionally, spiritually,and mentally damaging. I don't really know why you stayed, not judging because I know everyone has their own personal reasons and everyone's story is different but I know for me it was time to leave. I deserve better.
jem970 19
You deserve better girl! Leave his sorry ass! If he cant be faithful then you are putting your emotional and bodily health at risk- who knows what he coukd pick up if hes sleeping around on you!
Exotic_Nihilism 16
Thanks Lilaxx. Some days are better than others, we were together for 8 years so I still struggle with emotional issues but I always try to remind myself I did the right thing because I wasn't being appreciated or loved so the problem wasn't really me, it was him. He was a ****** sociopath anyway, so I doubt he knows what love is.
hoshimi2012 8
I say dump him. Guys like that aren't worth keeping.
perdix 31
If it began and ended with sexting, that would be one thing, but if he's trying to wash your scent off of him so he can be with her later, you've got trouble. This would be a good time to pee on him in the shower.
perdix 31
Here's your chance. Send her a text saying you want to give her an Alabama Hot Pocket.* Game over, man! Either she'll be grossed out and dump him, or if she's into it, you just can't compete with that kind of a freak. *If you don't know what that is, don't look it up -- you're better off not knowing.
ksks1234 33
EVIL! You know that is going to make people google it even more.
panda_lou 11
Ugh PLEASE don't google it. I was looking for things to gross this guy out once and came across that gem. And a strawberry swirly. . . No that unfortunately is NOT a milkshake. My poor poor eyes!!! Remember you can not unsee anything!!
perdix 31
#49, I was told what "felching" was before most of you were born and I still can't un-remember it. Maybe, someday, you will all get wise and listen to me when I say, "Don't look it up!" PS: Don't look up felching.
asb818 14
Perdix, you just love to pique people's interests, don't you. You are sooo wonderfully evil.
perdix 31
#70, I'm just trying to teach people a little self-control. Sometimes, it's good to have curiosity and other times it kills the cat (or disgusts the cat for life!) If they are going to have to suffer such consequences to learn to heed my advice, so be it. Pretty Machiavellian*, huh? *Yeah, that one is safe to look up.
kawaiisakura 12
I've learned to not look up certain things after the "blue waffle."...so as curious as I am, I'd much rather not know...
jem970 19
I have no idea what any of the listed terms are above me.... I know I shouldnt but google images is calling me!