Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. When I orgasmed, my leg flew out and I accidentally kicked him in the balls. For the next ten minutes, he lay in the fetal position. FML
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Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML
Today, I was cuddling my new boyfriend, when he went in to kiss me for the first time. Sadly, I reflexively kneed him in the balls. FML
Today, I tried to be cute by sitting on top of my boyfriend's belly. While getting on top, I accidentally kneed him in his nuts. In pain, he jolted his head up and ended up banging his head against mine. Now I have a black eye and he can't walk without waddling. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated, and he started to go down on me. In excitement, I accidentally drove a knee into his face. No amount of fondling his diddlestick made him forgive me for his bloody nose and swollen eye. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend for the first time. I moved my leg to wrap it around him and accidentally hit his penis. Without thinking, I said, "Sorry little guy!" FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. He was about to make me come so I lifted my arm above my head with pleasure. I accidently punched him in the eye, hard enough that he had to stop for a while because he said he felt dizzy. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML
Today me and my boyfriend were in an adventurous sexual position and as I started to orgasm he slipped, landed awkwardly and dislocated both my hips, while I was in the middle of an orgasm. Somehow the pleasure of the orgasm made the pain worse. I don't think I'll ever want sex again. FML
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knockoutmouse 8
Sounds more like F his life
malheartsnutmeg 20
OP's face probably looked like 5's picture.
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Comments (167)
insidejokes41 0
what's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? snow balls:)
fearfulsymmetry 1
You self centered bitch, this is an FML for him, not you! And I'm giving you a YDI purely based on the fact that you referred yourself as "caligirl." *shudders*
PhilTSG 1
wow, this is definently an fhl, you got an ****** and he got kicked in the nuts, really sucks for him, good luck trying to get him to do that again lol
x3herox3 0
LOL @ #20. Pro
KamilleBlack 3
"Today, I went down on my girlfriend. When she orgasmed, she accidentally kicked me in the balls and I was paralyzed for ten minutes in the fetal position. Afterwards, I couldn't get it up. FML." Yeah, I feel bad for u, but worse for ur BF. You need to do ALLOT of groveling."
XxdarkangelxX13 0
more like FHL poor guy :P
avengedjerrrufol 0
i think he overreacted much. tens mins is a long time to be lying there after being kicked. thr goes away after a few mins not ten.
DethbyFML 0
the only way to right this, is to have him shit on your chest.
Monkeyseemonkeyd_fml 0
That's discusting. I'm sorry but someone taking a dump isn't sexy.
lexi365 20
hahaha sorry but i cant stop laughing!
goatmanjizz 0
he should of cumd in ur ear pussy.
blahzz 4
Nice. haha.