Today, my boyfriend uploaded a pic to Snapchat that said "The love of my life." It was a picture of our beautiful baby girl. Then he uploaded another pic that said "The 2nd love of my life." It was a picture of the fuel truck that he drives for work. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend got done with Marine combat training. The first thing he asked for weren't pictures of me but pictures of his car. Missed you too babe. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a screenshot of his phone's contact list, to show me the adorable photo of us he'd set as my contact image. I guess he didn't realize that a contact called "Side Babe" was just barely in the screenshot too. FML
Today, my boyfriend proudly showed me that he's put me in his favourites contact list on his phone with a heart image. Cute, but I saw another contact on the list with a heart image as well: his favourite take out restaurant. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a picture of us together because he wanted to have something to burn when we break up. FML
Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted "I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!" I 'liked' it and commented "Aww thank you baby!" I logged in later to see that he commented back saying "I didn't mean you." FML
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend of two years had joined a group on Facebook called "Guys who are proud of their girlfriends". I smiled and was about to like it when I noticed a comment below from a girl saying, "Awww thanks babe :) xxxx." FML
Today, my husband put some photos of our wedding on Facebook. He named the album "FML". FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a selfie where I used the Snapchat face-swap to put my best friend's face on mine. My boyfriend didn't notice and texted back, "Wow, so beautiful!" FML
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Jae_Hellyun 17
Maybe the truck rides better?
Nickb55 16
I think it was a joke and you guys are taking it too seriously. There isn't a "serious talk" needed.
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Comments (88)
ForeverJasmine 26
Lots of guys care a lot about trucks and cars lol
DanielleinDC 34
Well, at least his kid came before the truck. Some guys would put the truck first.
jelrid 30
Must've been a Ford.
Miss_Scarlet 9
If you're judging the state of your relationship based on snapchat, my guess is you're way too young and/or dumb to have reproduced. Plus who knows, if the truck looks better than you, who can blame him.
nialls_girl 13
Men sure have their priorities in order these days. I would try to just brush it off, OP.
Freda92 12
That's because his love for you goes without saying ;)
TristanCamper 11
I think he is looking for some attention from you. Try sharing the time you have equally between him and your daughter.
Ariana683 8
You should have ******* married him and then had a kid
annarcheer 19
Except eyeliners defiantly a huge amount cheaper!!
Matt32179 8
You're crazy wow you can't take a joke or what!?