Today, my boyfriend uploaded a pic to Snapchat that said "The love of my life." It was a picture of our beautiful baby girl. Then he uploaded another pic that said "The 2nd love of my life." It was a picture of the fuel truck that he drives for work. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend got done with Marine combat training. The first thing he asked for weren't pictures of me but pictures of his car. Missed you too babe. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a screenshot of his phone's contact list, to show me the adorable photo of us he'd set as my contact image. I guess he didn't realize that a contact called "Side Babe" was just barely in the screenshot too. FML
Today, my boyfriend proudly showed me that he's put me in his favourites contact list on his phone with a heart image. Cute, but I saw another contact on the list with a heart image as well: his favourite take out restaurant. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a picture of us together because he wanted to have something to burn when we break up. FML
Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted "I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!" I 'liked' it and commented "Aww thank you baby!" I logged in later to see that he commented back saying "I didn't mean you." FML
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend of two years had joined a group on Facebook called "Guys who are proud of their girlfriends". I smiled and was about to like it when I noticed a comment below from a girl saying, "Awww thanks babe :) xxxx." FML
Today, my husband put some photos of our wedding on Facebook. He named the album "FML". FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a selfie where I used the Snapchat face-swap to put my best friend's face on mine. My boyfriend didn't notice and texted back, "Wow, so beautiful!" FML
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Jae_Hellyun 17
Maybe the truck rides better?
Nickb55 16
I think it was a joke and you guys are taking it too seriously. There isn't a "serious talk" needed.
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Comments (88)
conman531 23
Well if he drives it for work then it's his source of money. which in turns buys you things. it's probably the love of your life and you don't even know it
BlondePsycho 43
Atleast the baby came first in the line up
DeathBunny8 9
So, you have a guy with a sense of humor, a love for his child, a job, and a truck.. I'm not sure why this is an FML.
Badkarma4u 17
Break up with him, hes a bad person, he probably punches babies in the face and kicks baby deer. He is the devil incarnate. No one should ever make a joke on snapchat. Snapchat is seriosu business. If you dont break up with him the terrorists win.
laden_swallow09 35
Why can't I rescind my downvote?? I meant to press the thumb up!
lilybadilly25 15
I guess you could say that the truck... Fuels his desire.
H75Valkyrie 14
3rd time's the charm?
tbone5466 9
I don't see a problem with this. don't take everything so seriously.
kirbs19 37
Thanks bae...
Morning_fml 22
What, is 'babe' harder to spell?
captainsmegma 12
Bitch bitch bitch. Your probably at least in the top 15-25.
JHam12 14
I think that the next picture is going to be divorce papers
Dillyduzit 23
Yes, divorce papers for the couple that's not married.
howard007 18
So whats are you here for op? Id like to divorce with my bf... Councilor: thats not how it works, but what did he do? Op: he made a joke about his truck and i hate him now