Today, my boyfriend told me that when my nipples are hard, he thinks that they look like giant zits, and when he squeezes them, he imagines them popping pus. He then reached for my chest. FML
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Today, I was feeling up my girlfriend's chest. I was getting into it until she said, "What are you doing?" I said I was rubbing her nipple. She replies, "That's not my nipple, its a pimple." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that sometimes my nipples taste like onions. FML
Today, right before my boyfriend and I were about to have sex, he touched his butt and says, "Oh I have a butt pimple." He then went and popped it. FML
Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, he started sucking on my breast. He ended up popping a pimple on it into his mouth. He threw up and that, as they say, was the end of that. FML
Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML
Today, after making love to my boyfriend, I went upstairs to shower. After turning it on, I found a huge pimple on my leg and the prospect of popping it excited me more than my boyfriend ever had in bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML
Today, I woke up with bruised nipples because apparently my boyfriend likes to excessively play with them while I sleep. FML
Today, I was doing the reverse cowgirl with my boyfriend. I was on the way to a glorious finish when he pointed out that I had a pimple on my butt. He began to laugh so hard that he went soft. FML
Today, my boyfriend pretended to be reading braille while touching my chest acne. FML
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Top comments
barkerja 0
Wtf...
musicislife1995_fml 0
whatever floats his boat... even if it is puss filled mountains of yuckiness.
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Comments (53)
davids123 0
lol he sounds umm nice? haa
Aura_09 0
WTF x__x
mannup1234 0
very descriptive...
dahlia14 0
PUNCH HIM!!
anqie 3
tell him i said to stop popping your nipples
anqie 3
pop your pussay ikno its spelled wrong nd he can pop mine if he gets tired of yours
DanielleTheOne 3
Im not sure whats wrong with you but i saw the comment you left on another fml about "you got squashed while having sex at age 11" and im just wondering if that was like this year because you seem to be a total slutty moron
anqie 3
jk thats gross
yasmeenjonasx3 0
You should've said that when yoy squeeze his penis you pretend like your milking a cow and act as if the cum was the milk so next time he asks you why you dont swallow, you could say your lactose intolerant.
ygdrassil 17
ily 30
allen20 0
lmao! yea 30 nice xD