Today, my boyfriend told me that when my nipples are hard, he thinks that they look like giant zits, and when he squeezes them, he imagines them popping pus. He then reached for my chest. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was feeling up my girlfriend's chest. I was getting into it until she said, "What are you doing?" I said I was rubbing her nipple. She replies, "That's not my nipple, its a pimple." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that sometimes my nipples taste like onions. FML
Today, right before my boyfriend and I were about to have sex, he touched his butt and says, "Oh I have a butt pimple." He then went and popped it. FML
Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, he started sucking on my breast. He ended up popping a pimple on it into his mouth. He threw up and that, as they say, was the end of that. FML
Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML
Today, after making love to my boyfriend, I went upstairs to shower. After turning it on, I found a huge pimple on my leg and the prospect of popping it excited me more than my boyfriend ever had in bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML
Today, I woke up with bruised nipples because apparently my boyfriend likes to excessively play with them while I sleep. FML
Today, I was doing the reverse cowgirl with my boyfriend. I was on the way to a glorious finish when he pointed out that I had a pimple on my butt. He began to laugh so hard that he went soft. FML
Today, my boyfriend pretended to be reading braille while touching my chest acne. FML
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barkerja 0
Wtf...
musicislife1995_fml 0
whatever floats his boat... even if it is puss filled mountains of yuckiness.
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Comments (53)
forreal1 0
wow
myliferox247 0
that Is just perverted
Sunnytweet79 0
Y r all the guys in these FMLs so stupid ?!?!?!??!?!?1/
pbonline1234 0
well he likes it's doesn't he?
urface132 0
Make him a sammich
iloveTheMiz 0
Lol! I was half awake when reading this and thought that it said that your father said all that!
YourSweetie 0
how romantic and what a turn on
kuraisora 0
Just wait until your preggers and they really do squirt.... >.
mattyjsando 0
lol
adorableash 0
mmmkay O.o freak, no offense to your boyfriend and my condolences to you