Today, my boyfriend told me that he would leave me if I didn't seek help for my eating disorder. The eating disorder in question? Vegetarianism. FML
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML
Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me the sauce he made for our dinner that was meat-based, trying to show me how nice meat is and stop me being a weirdo vegan. The reason I’m vegan is because my digestive system can’t handle animal protein. I’m writing this from the bathroom, vomiting myself to death. FML
Today, my vegan boyfriend told me that if he were forced to kill either his cat or me, he'd kill me because he "would never kill an animal." FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend gets lunch every day at Burger King. I confronted him, and he broke up with me. Apparently, he only pretended to be vegan like me to get in my pants, and now the jig is up he dumped me so he can return to having meat at all three meals of the day. FML
Today, yet again. my boyfriend told me I'm getting fat, even after I told him to stop and that it's affecting my mental health. I had an eating disorder previously, and now I'm thinking about going back to just eating an apple a day. FML
Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend called to tell me that he had always made a point to eat some form of meat before making out with me. He'd known I was a vegetarian since the day we met. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a long text breaking up with me and calling me "selfish", all because I fed my dog half of the roast he made us for dinner. He knows damn well I feed her a raw diet. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house for dinner with his family. His mom cooked up a steak dinner, except that I'm a vegan, but trying to be a good girlfriend, I forced it down. Upon his mother finding out I was a vegan, she called me "disloyal to my beliefs." FML
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Grauncho 27
Save a plant. Eat a rock.
Welshite 40
You roast vegetarians on a spit over an open fire? At least they'll be low fat.
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Comments (150)
sonnyrosa 32
Well, being a vegetarian is a really big missed-steak. ;)
Zebediabolical 45
Your boyfriend is a little extreme. Being vegan. Now that's the disorder!
Bano360 25
Hey vegetarians, my food ***** on your food.
jw90 18
He needs to be a bit more understanding. You probably have a good reason for not eating meat.
RoseFox0029 22
If we weren't supposed to eat meat, we wouldn't have the teeth and digestive system of an omnivore. Simple as that.
norwegianboip 17
I hope you atleast eat his meat.
Ziggy122 15
I could easily jump on the "blah blah eat some bacon" bandwagon, but in all seriousness, your boyfriend's a douche. It shouldn't matter if you eat meat or not, just as long as you're not like Lisa Simpson in the episode "Lisa the Vegetarian" and shoving it down everyone's throats.
happyturtle 16
hey, maybe they are trying to have a baby. in that case, I do suggest you to change your diet :)
SoultheWolf 19
There is nothing wrong with you begin a vegetarian unless you try and force your boyfriend to be one too. It's kinda hard to say FYL or YDI at this point since we don't know that fact or not. If you don't try and make him, then seriously dump him, he is an asshole and you don't deserve him. If you do try and force him, then stop. There is no reason for you to try and force someone to be something they don't want to be.
honeymoonroyale 20
If he can't accept you for who you are, then move on honey. No one is worth changing for (unless they're actual BAD habits).