Today, my boyfriend told me that he would leave me if I didn't seek help for my eating disorder. The eating disorder in question? Vegetarianism. FML
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML
Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me the sauce he made for our dinner that was meat-based, trying to show me how nice meat is and stop me being a weirdo vegan. The reason I’m vegan is because my digestive system can’t handle animal protein. I’m writing this from the bathroom, vomiting myself to death. FML
Today, my vegan boyfriend told me that if he were forced to kill either his cat or me, he'd kill me because he "would never kill an animal." FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend gets lunch every day at Burger King. I confronted him, and he broke up with me. Apparently, he only pretended to be vegan like me to get in my pants, and now the jig is up he dumped me so he can return to having meat at all three meals of the day. FML
Today, yet again. my boyfriend told me I'm getting fat, even after I told him to stop and that it's affecting my mental health. I had an eating disorder previously, and now I'm thinking about going back to just eating an apple a day. FML
Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend called to tell me that he had always made a point to eat some form of meat before making out with me. He'd known I was a vegetarian since the day we met. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a long text breaking up with me and calling me "selfish", all because I fed my dog half of the roast he made us for dinner. He knows damn well I feed her a raw diet. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house for dinner with his family. His mom cooked up a steak dinner, except that I'm a vegan, but trying to be a good girlfriend, I forced it down. Upon his mother finding out I was a vegan, she called me "disloyal to my beliefs." FML
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Grauncho 27
Save a plant. Eat a rock.
Welshite 40
You roast vegetarians on a spit over an open fire? At least they'll be low fat.
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Comments (150)
Dre27 20
Well his only real complaint is that you won't stick his meat in your mouth
DrownedMyFish 18
Tel him that you will leave if he doesn't seek help for his stupidity.
littlestnicole 12
While being a vegetarian is a great lifestyle, you can still be an unhealthy vegetarian. Is he really being dumb or is he stressed because you're not eating correctly? I don't mean to be offensive, this is just what I've observed from my experiences.
Norvi 26
I agree. Being a vegetarian on its own won't make you healthy if you don't make sure your body gets all its nutrients.
Jemm_fml 29
The vegetarians are on the rampage today, downvoting everybody with all the powers of the Internets.
caro1ina48 13
Smart man...
lilmisstif 21
Darn you, and your crazy eating disorder! :P
perdix 31
So, he's got a beef with your eating habits. You need to put him out to pasture and moove on. There are a lot of hot vegetarian guys out there -- just as long as you can tolerate the constant burping and farting.
niggaman95 8
Maybe he's assuming you won't want his meat... But I agree fyl OP
krapula 4
Well, eat some meat.
an3ph 20
I'm with your boyfriend on this one. Anyone who would turn down bacon is sick.