Today, my boyfriend told me I should finish school early and get a job so we can get married, because then he'll have enough money to buy the truck he's had his eyes on for our whole relationship. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML
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Today, I told my boyfriend of three years that I wanted to get married and have a child within the next five years. He responded by packing up my things and showing me the door. FML
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Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend got a job was so that he could buy weed. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML
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justsayfuck 5
How thoughtful.
monstaber 6
Not selfish at all is he? dump him if u ask me
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Comments (87)
SuperRichFish 6
He's a 'I WANT IT NOW' guy, tell him if you finish your education you'll get paid lots more, if you follow his plans you'll be another person with only level two qualificationsbor lower working as the cleaner in macdonalds
xxxkittykatxxx 0
*buy
bigbadtim 7
Well, what are you waiting for? A man and a truck go together like beer and pizza.
Do_i_know_you123 0
and the rest of his body lol xP
FMLephant 2
marry him, buy the truck, then take it in the divorce
Fortuitous 0
Well if you've been together for as long a time as you're suggesting, the sex has probably slowed down and/or your boyfriend has discovered that you fake orgasms. You can't blame him for wanting a massive machine that he can turn on with ease, as well as one that he can ride all night long, much like a highway.
klutzycleo 5
Bwahahahahahahahaaawwrr!!!!
keilanclarke 0
yeup thats the rational thing to do.
Clarice1 9
And this guy is still your boyfriend why?
NotMeh 0
That's nice.
ohSNAPyall 27
"Get a job, so I can get a new truck." "Get pregnant, so I can look at bigger boobs." "Buy me a house, so I have a backyard to sunbathe naked in." You are in for a fun marriage with this winner.