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By Username - 25/05/2011 16:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I looked pretty. I said, "Aww, that's the first time you've said that to me." He replied, "Well, it's the first time you've looked pretty." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2014 02:16 - Australia - Notting Hill

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML

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By lucy_g - 02/11/2013 05:06 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML

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By hayleediaz - 16/07/2015 17:03 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my boyfriend told me I looked nice in my profile picture. I began to reply "Aww, thank you!" until he sent another message saying "Mostly because your face isn't in it." FML

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By ruvru - 10/04/2009 17:13 - United States

Today, while lying next to me, my boyfriend smiled and told me, "I really like your eyes. They're pretty." He paused and then finished with, "They really help your face." FML

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By Maddii1112 - 10/08/2016 19:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he loved me for the first time in a way I'll never forget. In fact, his exact words were, "You're not the only one that I love." FML

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By aspiemeanswell - 05/11/2014 18:49 - Germany - Rudolstadt

Today, my boyfriend gushed for several minutes about how amazing it is that I suddenly look hot when he takes his glasses off. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2013 22:41 - United States - Lihue

Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 06:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML

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You deserved it 6 398

By Anonymous - 23/06/2012 14:23 - Canada

Today, I told my girlfriend I love her for the first time. She said, "Thanks." FML

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By saywhatnow - 25/11/2009 20:26 - United States

Today, a man stopped me to tell me I was the most beautiful woman he'd seen all day. He promptly followed that up with: "Then again, you are the only woman I've seen today, so, it can only go up from here." FML

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destinyo_ox 0

Wednesday 25 May 2011 22:14

... what a bitch

DropDead77 11

Wednesday 25 May 2011 22:14

way to kill the compliment!

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nananabatmannnn 0

Wednesday 25 May 2011 23:08

What a keeper.

JennaMarie420 2

Wednesday 25 May 2011 23:12

well at least he dates you for what's on the inside right?

anakaren_831 1

Wednesday 25 May 2011 23:15

the truth hurts.

moomoocube27 3

Thursday 26 May 2011 6:48

right...at least he's honest?

mekkme 0

Wednesday 25 May 2011 23:18

wow what an asshole!!!!

jordanalexis97 0

Wednesday 25 May 2011 23:21

if he wasn't attracted to you, he wouldn't be dating you. So unless he wants you just to...Ya know, he was probably joking.

FreebirdIII 1

Wednesday 25 May 2011 23:23

Just guessing here, 36DD????

logcabin69 0

Wednesday 25 May 2011 23:25

yeah he's an ass. joking or not. Tell him your other man begs to differ!

FMLoverAgain 7

Wednesday 25 May 2011 23:31

hahahahhaha that is funny. in any case, it's a good thing now that he finds you pretty.

snickerz01 0

Wednesday 25 May 2011 23:33

thats unfortunate

underguarded 20

Wednesday 25 May 2011 23:33

That's uncalled for. let his ass go

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