Today, my boyfriend told me he watched True Life I'm Pregnant. Now I know why we haven't been having sex. FML
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Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend, his response was, "I'll start watching pregnant porn to build up an attraction to it." FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend has a thing for pregnant women. I'm not pregnant though, my roommate is. FML
Today, when my boyfriend came home, I was crying and told him I was pregnant. His immediate response was, "Awesome! Pregnant girls are always horny and we won't need protection for the next few months!" FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend that I couldn't believe this happened, he said, "I'm not going to lie, I didn't always pull out fast." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend’s other girlfriend is pregnant. He doesn’t know that I know. A few days ago he told me that he couldn't have a baby with anyone. She has to be the right one, I guess I wasn’t. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
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chicabonita5683 0
Are you underage? You shouldn't be anyway...apparently you all don't understand birth control and condoms, so if that's the case...good for him, he realizes that he shouldn't be an idiot and do it without protection. That's not an FML...that's a thank God your boyfriend has some intelligence about it.
Caayouteepie 0
how is this an fml? be glad. most guys just get you knocked up and take off.
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Comments (18)
chicabonita5683 0
Are you underage? You shouldn't be anyway...apparently you all don't understand birth control and condoms, so if that's the case...good for him, he realizes that he shouldn't be an idiot and do it without protection. That's not an FML...that's a thank God your boyfriend has some intelligence about it.
chrissysweathear_fml 0
hahahha that's nice.
superguppy19 3
right on go boyfriend woo sorry and yea #2 I agree u don't need a child at a young age children are a responsibility
birdfreak 24
wow
wriptidez 0
well
WintersChild 12
Thats a good thing
criley221 19
Yaaay! A SMART young person! Woo Hoo for YOU!!!