Today, my boyfriend threw a fit because I "still" live with my mother at age 30. I bought her an apartment in my building and hired a live-in nurse because she is senile and permanently bedridden. FML
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Today, at 30 years-old, I can finally move out. I could have chosen an apartment close to work, but instead I decided to stay close to where my mother lives. Since I told her, she's been complaining that I'm selfish and I'm creating a lot of problems for her by moving so far away. I'll be living half a block from her. FML
Today, I learned that my 29-year-old boyfriend won't stay the night at my house because he lives at home with his parents and doesn't want to have "the discussion" with his mom about me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that we wouldn't move in together as we had planned to do for a long time. His mother forbade it. He is 27. FML
Today, I'm 37 years-old and recently out of a job. As my boyfriend refuses to pay more than half the rent as long as I live here, I have no choice but to move back in with my mom, 8 hours away. My boyfriend is quite happy to pay the entire rent as soon as I'm gone. FML
Today, I invited my elderly mother to come stay with my husband and I during this outbreak, just until everything calms down. She declined because we said she couldn’t bring her boyfriend. Her boyfriend is a 34 year-old leech who's been living off her for over a year. She refuses to change her mind. FML
Today, my mother told me she thinks it is time for me to move into my own place. I agreed with her and went to look at studios/flats online. She later came into my room, saw me looking at places and then got pissed off at me, saying that I hate her for wanting to leave her. FML
Today, my mom told me how happy she is that I'm living with her. No wait, that was a month ago. Now she tells me it’s “bad timing” that I'm living with her while she potentially has a new boyfriend, because things like me demanding that people tidy up after themselves might upset him. FML
Today, my mother-in-maw informed us that she sold her house and is moving in with us so we'll "take care" of her in old age. She's in perfect health. We've only been married for 4 months. My wife can't stand her for more than 2 weeks at a time, let alone living with us. FML
Today, my 24 year-old boyfriend said that he wanted to move out of our apartment, but also stay in a relationship. He's moving back in with his parents, over two hours away. FML.
Today, my mom gave me thirty days notice to find an apartment and move out. Why? She's dating my former best friend and wants to move him in, but he won't do it until I'm gone because it would be "awkward." FML
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Top comments
feven 32
You're the logical one here OP. And you might want to get him a nurse too. He seems a little senile himself.
unidentifieduser 23
Wow, your boyfriend sounds like an asshole. You're a great daughter for taking the best possible care of your mother even if she is senile. Keep doing what you're doing, OP.
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Comments (70)
harley1077 9
how does that much of an asshole make it to boyfriend status?
chef_burns 9
He has some serious issues he needs to fix. You are doing a great thing, because family being that close to her at anytime is the best thing for her. I used to work at a nursing home and cooked for them and it was specified for those with dementia and without help some of them may forget that they took medicine and overdose just on accident. I loved working with my residents there and they were an amazing thing to me too. They taught me so much and their smiles when they enjoyed the food that I cooked is all I needed to get over a terrible culinary director or other cooks who didn't care. So again what your doing is amazing work there keep it up and ignore the boyfriend who tried to get mad over this.
xthealanx 8
What an insensitive dick. You should consider replacing his ass
JKPwnage 27
Did you tell him that?
Matheo_fml 21
Dump his ass...
ZannityZan 13
Wow, what an ass. You're clearly a great daughter, OP, and you deserve a more understanding and supportive partner than that!
stumpy77 3
get a new bf
foxy4353 10
what the hell? i hope you broke up with that a-hole and find someone better.
Chris93Jones 20
There's a solution! 1: open up Facebook 2: go to relationship status 3: in relationship to single 4: ??? 5: Profit!
thewife5 19
You are way to nice for a "boy" like that around.