Today, my boyfriend surprised me by showing up at my work and proposing to me. It was sweet until an angry customer bitched us out for "wasting her time." FML
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Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. My boss called me into her office and congratulated me, and spent almost half an hour asking me what our wedding plans were, where we might honeymoon, if we wanted kids, etc. She then followed this by suddenly remembering she had called me into the office to sack me. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with lunch at work. He surprised me too, when I caught him making out with one of his coworkers. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML
Today, I went to go meet my boyfriend at a restaurant to tell him it just wasn't working out. Before I could do so, he proposed. I had to tell him no, so he started to cry and ran out. Everyone looked at me like some kind of monster. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend brought me to a restaurant on a surprise date. I guess he didn't know that my ex-boyfriend now works there, and that he would be our waiter for the evening. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML
Today, I went to surprise my girlfriend, who was at work at Target, with flowers. I asked the employee at the entrance if she was there. When he asked who I was, his face lit up red and he started profusely apologizing, stating, “She told me you guys broke up.” before guiding me to her area. News to me. FML
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Top comments
DooleyFTW 17
Don't let that spoil the day! Congratulations :)
sarahannewrap 7
Evil wench...
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Comments (117)
iAmPaul 49
Some people eh.
HighlandShadows 48
Don't mind her, enjoy your moment and congrats!
mrs_sm24 7
That's just bitterness. Misery loves company and some people can't stand to see others happy! Congrats on the engagement!
Connect 10
I hope you said yes to the proposal and then walked over and punched the bitch.
kiraleann 16
You assholes. How dare you have the audacity to be happy and in love in front of that poor woman who probably hasn't had a man in a while.
mowmowlife 21
It's too bad that that poor lady hasn't been in a relationship in a while, but sometimes it's just possible to be happy for someone.
williamcarter93 13
Proposals are nice, but it's at WORK. You are there to do a job, and your job is customer service. You can't expect to just stop your work while being proposed to and having customers not care about it. Your boyfriend could have waited until your lunch break or something, where you would not have to be helping customers at the same time. However, the woman was still rude about it.
ballpython 15
I agree with #39, however you should have punched that rude bitch in the throat and yelled "What?... what?"
Wiringify 22
This will be a good story to tell your kids.
Chaylbs_Draco 8
Don't let it get to you... Enjoy your moment!
YourAddictionx 9
Looks like someone is lonely... Congratulations though
mikeymayhem_87 15
Well... It was cute gesture, just at the wrong place and/or wrong time. Sorry, OP. Congrats though!