gb
Australia
Today, I was dancing with the 4 hottest girls I've ever seen at a club, and I fainted. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
curiousorange
United Kingdom
It wasn't me
Today, I met a great girl at a party. We talked alone, and she made me promise I'd dance with her later. When I saw her later, she was unconscious, and in an ambulance. She'd collapsed, and the entire party assumed I'd spiked her drink. FML
I Tried
Burton, United States
Today, I went out clubbing and hit the dance floor, hoping to impress some girls with my moves. All I got was a bunch of weird looks and was told by one girl that I'm the "whitest black guy" she's ever seen. FML
Bad Dancer
Rock Hill, United States
Today, my friend and I went to a club. She said I look hilarious when I dance drunk. I was completely sober. FML
divingconfidence
Maple Grove, United States
Don't even try
Today, it was my first time at the club. I saw a really cute girl. I finally worked up the courage to ask her to dance. Before I even got within five feet of her, she looked me in the eyes and vehemently shook her head. I did a 180. My friends saw everything. They are still laughing. FML
J-Sauce
Salmon Arm, Canada
Today, I went to a club with 6 girls thinking it would be awesome. As soon as we got there, they all said they wanted to go dance and asked if I could watch their purses. FML
Travolta
Dancing With The Stares
Today, I was at a party and I danced. Judging by people's stares, I should never ever attempt it again. FML
Anonymous
Rocklin, United States
Today, I was out clubbing, when I saw a pair of very cute girls sitting at the bar, so I went over, hoping to introduce myself. I swung my leg over the stool, and through no fault of my own, sat on my own balls. I quickly got thrown out for "harassing the ladies." FML
Anonymous
Elaine?
Today, I tried to show off my dance moves at a party and ended up falling through a glass table. FML
0ptimu5
Australia
Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML
lifesucks
United States
Today, I walked into work after being completly wasted last night. I was sitting in a meeting when all of a sudden the presenter had gotten an e-mail saying "crazy girl dances on tables at local bar". So obviously everyone wanted to watch it. That crazy girl was me. FML
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TaylorTotsYumm 10
Blood rush to your other head too fast?
aFatFuck 0
That's when you know you're grinding the chick to hard
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levijase 0
First woohoo
aFatFuck 0
That's when you know you're grinding the chick to hard
fabian21 0
Next time try 2 at a time. Take it easy, cowboy.
allstarfave 0
Ewwwwwwwww but true
imustbeinsane 2
Your pic is exactly what he experienced right before passing out
TheRealHouse 7
At first I thought it said farted.. that would have at least been funny. you sir are an embarresment to our gender. I've recently discovered that this website is the best place to go to confiscate man cards. Because you got those girls to dance with you in the first place and you at least tried, I'll give you one more shot. but I'm watching you...
yamatelle 19
I know this marine officer who's more afraid of talking to girls than getting shot in the head. Compared to that I actually think OP took it pretty well.
MagicallyFat 12
Harry potter thinks taking out a hungurian horntail dragon is easier than asking a girl out to the Yule ball. I don't think he fainted though.
EvilPotato 15
1 or when they smell like Satan's ass gas.
dre_bro11 12
47, you weren't lying when you said you were going to steal that line :P As for the OP, don't get yourself too down over it. 4 girls is more than most the guys I know could get to dance with them at once.
weewee1 0
A man can only take so much hotness at once.
ohSNAPyall 27
"Man card"? You're a dumbass.
EvilPotato 15
50 I never lie.
DropTheDaggerxx 31
I find it really amusing how intimidated guys are by girls. We're not that scary, really. I'd like to say YDI, because 4 girls? Overkill. But fainting sucks, so FYL. Take it easy next time, bro.
Stealthed 8
Look at it this way, it's like a race and you lost. Who knows what happened to you while you fainted. On the other hand if you get in there first next time try the.... "Does this rag smell like chloroform girls?" Works every time son.
airborn54 0
Actually he was enlisted! There is a difference!
airborn54 0
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MareNostrum 0
Previous FML reference? :D
PeytonBieda 8
I thought of the EXACT same thing when I read this post.
Tommananaze6T9 4
what op is really trying to say is that while they were grinding he got a little too "excited" and so then the girls called security and he ended up getting tased
jacquay09 3
Very true
CryMoreFMLs 15
74 - Girls are terrifying. The very thought of socializing with anything other then Bobo the invisible monkey is kinda scary for me... But girls... They're like T-Rex's with t-shirts.
glcerio 0
*music note* And I jizzed in my pants *music note* -op
Sunny_Eclipse 6
Hot girls used Sexy Dance! It's super-effective! OP fainted!
Iheartfunny 1
I know your right last time I ended up with a cracked hip and third degree friction burns.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Blood rush to your other head too fast?
xlord 27
Maybe he just wanted someone nearby to resuscitate him?
fabian21 0
The question is... which head?
toelie 26
Unless you have a conjoined foetus somewhere, OTHER head pretty much covers it.
GwarKitty 5
First thing I thought when I read this OP. Win.
eminemchick 19
3 isnt ur pic from the collegehumor book?:D
MareNostrum 0
3: Nice one.
HowAreYouToday 34
3:
rallets 23
3
farhad55 1
I think all the blood rushed to his penis. no blood left for the brain.
EnaBoC 5
-_- yea the OTHER head. the head of the penis?
ibedestinie 0
22 i'm just throwing ideas out but.. seeing as they said OTHER head and the only other head you have is on your dick.. i'm gonna say that one! dipshits..
psycho9631 1
the people who asked which head, your all ******* morons, it's not hard to understand dumbass.
qwaszxwesdxc 0
Shibby
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
So much for that fivesome that you were probably planning.
Twisted_Reality 5
Ménage à trois? Not tonight OP. Better luck next time.
mitri_fml 3
^ menage a trois is a threesome not a fivesome...
eminemchick 19
menage a cinq?;)
phazetryhard 10
Ménage a dix
IadamkI 3
Lol at least 4 other guys had fun while you were passed out
rayrayray23 1
Lol
ImmaB3AST 7
Or just one other guy had fun just like he did. ;)
almathis1994 6
Did those drugs make you sleepy? Did they also help you get the beer goggle effect?
itsalanis 25
tough luck, dude. lol
Munchkin13 6
&& thats how you know you really dont be around that many girls since you couldn't handle that situation.
elmogoezRAWR 0
*That is how you know that you really aren't around that many girls, considering the fact that you couldn't handle this situation.
pieintheface 0
Thanks for translating
elmogoezRAWR 0
No problem, disembodied middle finger.
Ghostkiller12345 9
8: That is how we know you failed your english classes considering the fact you can't write.
Munchkin13 6
Umm okayy? I'm aware of my 'bad grammar' on this but I just don't feel the need to write perfect on this since its just a website to lighten you up and make you laugh, not for you to go around and correct people on what how write their comments.
beto0580 0
hi
macsterfun 3
He clearly jizzed in his pants BEFORE he fainted. It would be the logical explanation.
RedPillSucks 33
If you can't stand the heat...
btnhdude 0
beat the meat.... like it owes you money.