sexual parrot
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend's parents' parrot won't stop imitating my sex moans, and keeps doing it whenever I speak. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Moanie
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my parents were taking a tour of my apartment when my bird started making noises. It was mimicking my moans from when I was having sex yesterday. It was screaming in my voice, very noticeably. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Hush!
Today, my pet parrot learned a new trick. In addition to imitating my dog, and my voice when I call my mother, it can now imitate my sex noises, and likes to screech them whenever someone comes into the room. FML
Anonymous
Enjoy the sirens
Today, my parrot learned how to imitate my baby's crying. Now, every time the baby cries, the parrot joins in, and it sounds like a chorus of screaming. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while having sex with my girlfriend, her pet bird whistled a tune she'd been trying to teach it. She stopped and congratulated it, and I took the chance to move it to the other room to prevent further distraction. She got mad and wouldn't let me back in bed because I just "untrained it." FML
Anonymous
Munich, Germany
Today, I have to look after my best friend's parrot for a few days. One minute out of the room, I came back in to find out that the parrot had taught my three-year-old the word "slut". Now the two won't stop screaming "slut" throughout the whole house. My wife thinks both learned the word from me. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Noise annoys
Today, I told my boyfriend he is good at singing. Now he won't stop. FML
facepalm
Gainesville, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, coming home, I opened up my door to find my drunk boyfriend trying to teach our three baby parakeets to perch on his erect penis. FML
NestHead
Moscow, Russian Federation
Today, my two parrots decided that my head was the best place to have sex. FML
weep weep weep
United States
Today, after months of teaching my parrot to speak, he finally demonstrated his abilities. I accidentally set off my smoke detector, and he's been wailing like a dying banshee ever since. FML
whoawhoawhoa
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Top comments
Coryj1220 15
Quit doing it with the parrot in the room, or don't be so damn loud.
dimerneckel 22
Start making other noises when it tries to speak! That'll show that pesky parrot.
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Comments (97)
jellybely 8
I don't think u would moan in a pleasurable voice if u stubbed ur toe
hmzswr7 14
Why are u having sex with the parrot around?
nrwl_30 17
Time to exchange the parrot for a cockatoo! lol
Bigfabthetruth52 22
my advise never buy a parrot,its merely a pet spy that will reapeat all of your business I've never seen the point of getting one other than to be annoyed
DJ_Jam 2
You couldn't have done it in a different room than the one the parrot was in? He's scarred. You scarred a parrot.
celbbla 1
Am I the only one that read this as her boyfriends parents imitating the moans?
chrisstachon 30
that ***** hilarious
theguy312 6
you should teach it some phrases to go with the moans like " wrong hole" or " you can use 2 fingers"
happyfingers 15
Why oh why would you have sex anywhere within earshot of your boyfriends parents parrot in the first place? Kinda askin' for it, don'cha think?
LonelySkeptic 2
I'm not joking it means that the bird is sexually attracted to you and is trying to get your attention