Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a 24-hour taco shop, while he was wearing a tee-shirt that says "F*** Me I'm Famous." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, my boyfriend flamboyantly proposed to me in a packed restaurant. I promptly had a panic attack and fainted in front of at least fifty people and a full mariachi band. FML
Today, I had a customer propose to me. I work at Taco Bell. FML
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Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at the zoo. With a Ring Pop. He was serious. FML
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perdix 31
24-hour taco shop? Is that what he calls your ******?
Leon_S_Kennedy 0
You're complaining that your boyfriend proposed to you?
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Comments (212)
strata8 0
Am I the only one who doesn't get this?
dessiree 0
Thats what happens when you date a douche who'd wear a shirt like that...
mrzero 0
is he gay???
Jonathan33 0
redbluegreen: took the words right out of my mouth lol. Everyones materialistic at some extent.
doof_fisch 2
You could be his personal 24-hour Taco Belle. (Actually, I would have given him 89 cents and told him to go black jack off.)
Byoung1447 0
so awesome
AntiChrist7 0
Don't date idiots. YDI
NOCK88 0
What really surprises me is that all of you super smart people with your super witty and ingenious comments, is that none of you have yet to realize that "**** me I'm famous" is the name of a David Guetta album so essentially he as just wearing a band T-Shirt; same as any lame emo teen would buy at hot topic. ***** sake people
the_holy_one 0
jeez could you have been more selfish about it? btw he was wearing a David Guetta shirt.
damn_man 0
You realise that this could have just as easily been a MLIA? It's all about perspective.
iheart 0
yeah i was thinking the same.