Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a 24-hour taco shop, while he was wearing a tee-shirt that says "F*** Me I'm Famous." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, my boyfriend flamboyantly proposed to me in a packed restaurant. I promptly had a panic attack and fainted in front of at least fifty people and a full mariachi band. FML
Today, I had a customer propose to me. I work at Taco Bell. FML
Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at the zoo. With a Ring Pop. He was serious. FML
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perdix 31
24-hour taco shop? Is that what he calls your ******?
Leon_S_Kennedy 0
You're complaining that your boyfriend proposed to you?
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flylikemusic 0
This sounds like almost exactly how it happened to me, and I thought it was adorable. Quit being such a stuck up bitch, that guy deserves someone more fun than you.
Acidwash1987 0
so?
fullmoonmidget 0
so its not romantic. He proposed. Thats a good thing.
TinaWuzHere 0
I know someone who has that exact same shirt! O.O
stacynp3 0
when i was proposed to, i was swearing sweat pants and it was in my driveway...it doesnt matter where you are or what either of you are wearing, cause you'll remember that moment forever!
lameshow 0
i bet you said yes.
damnrosi 0
not that anyone will see this now but: the proposal is often (not always, but often) an indication of the type of people involved. Yes, he cared for her, great. But if he saw her as a girl with class, he would have relized that he would have to make the proposal at least a bit more thoughtful and special, and not quite so trashy. Says a lot about her, and him, if this is how he proposes that they spend the rest of thier lives together, and that is undoubtly the reason that the OP was upset, she does not want to be seen as trashy, especially by the man that loves her.
devilxdoll 0
I'd be stoked, I love mexican food. Your guy sounds pretty cool, ever thought maybe you're too ******* high maintenance? Just a thought. xx
Texaporte 3
At least he proposed. Be happy.
Relentless113 0
i plan to do the same thong except really high